un: n.ebalon // 11/25

[silentabyss]

hey

it has come to my attention that elrios might be weird

are you guys serious when you say you only have 1 moon???

where do your dual aspects of moon magic come from if you have only 1 moon?

whats wrong with your tides?? you have 1 moon thats only half the tides accounted for??

[Sorry Yogen]

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[silentabyss]

oh okay i misread then

i dont know how to change my username either but i dont know what id change it to

weird that you didnt get your own PDA though?

:)

[sportadork]

I also got her locker! There were many more empty plastic bottles than I had thought there would be!

It may be a lucky break, though! I don't have a last name, so I would just be "s." and that would be weirder!

[silentabyss]

does she not throw trash away? or were they full?

why dont you have a last name?

[sportadork]

I never knew her to do that! But, she was here for a while, and I don't know many things!

[and, y'know. he can absolutely recognize compulsive hoarding when he sees it. just another concern on top of the distressingly large pile.]

Why do you have one?

[silentabyss]

thats fair

its because i guess i came from a family. a wealthy one. but most people where i come from have surnames

[sportadork]

All families are different! I bet your family also has many first names; mine has one, handed down from parent to child for many generations!

[silentabyss]

wait your family passes down your first names? what generation of sportacus are you??

[sportadork]

Tenth! My uniform has a ten on it, but I don't have it here, so it's not as obvious!

[silentabyss]

ten generations... thats impressive. cool!

maybe you could join the sports team here and then be #10

[sportadork]

A friend told me to join the soccer team here, but I'm still not sure about it! It just doesn't seem very fair to the other team!

[god everything he says sounds like bragging but he is literally just. actually concerned.]

[silentabyss]

because youre an adult and the rest of us are teenagers right?

[it's okay Noah takes that in earnest and rolls with it]

[sportadork]

That is definitely part of it!

But if I don't do it, they'll be mad at me, so it's a very complicated situation!

[silentabyss]

maybe you can put some kind of handicap on yourself like... you can only kick with your right leg or something. i dont know. ive never really played sports.

[sportadork]

[...]

Really? Why?

[silentabyss]

well if youre worried about it being unfair but you dont want people to be mad at you, you can join and that will make people less mad, but then you have a way to make it fairer i guess

[sportadork]

[. . .]

No why have you never played sports???

[silentabyss]

no i have not

[sportadork]

why

[silentabyss]

cause i was in stasis for 500 years

[sportadork]

And before and after that?

[silentabyss]

before: i was at death's door with an illness caused by human experimentation

after: i started going on adventures with clamor to stop the cult that did the experiments on me from hurting more people

there wasnt time for sports

[sportadork]

[types out and deletes "you could make time" about 15 separate times.]

Well, now you have all the time in the world! You should try something new!