five reconnections ➱11/30; un: h. inaba

[dereban]

[Well, the thirtiesth of the month is Inaba's birthday but she isn't gonna say anything about that, so instead she will just make a random network post--]

So, it's almost December, so I'm curious: who here isn't familiar with Christmas?
Are we going to have to explain it to people?

Comments

[necrophily]

like i know who the guy is
are you ordering shit from him

[dokkans]

Of course! It's the one time of the year where he HAS to send you whateeeever you want if you've been good! And I've been super good this year.

[necrophily]

kinda lame

[ he just knows he doesn't have a shot at this... whatever the hell this is. ]

is it like how stuff randomly shows up in your room or whatever around here?
what are you gonna ask for

[dokkans]

Probably a new scooter! I miss the one from home.

Hey. Wait, what do you mean stuff randomly shows up?

Is he holding out on me already?

[necrophily]

what's a scooter

[ a few seconds later... ]

you haven't woken up with a random weapon or body part or whatever in your bed yet?
it's happened to me a few times

[dokkans]

I'll show you if I get one.
I get someone leaving a body part if you pissed someone off, but a full on weapon? That pisses ME off!

[necrophily]

i've gotten three
but i'm trying to get rid of one
how tall are you

[dokkans]

Tall enough. Why is that important?

[necrophily]

it's a big spear

[ too big for him, even, but we will not be mentioning this fact. ]

[dokkans]

[ Big spear...... yeesh, what a pain. ]

How heavy is it?

[necrophily]

kinda heavy
i can throw it at you if you wanna test

[dokkans]

Why, that sounds great!
I mean, I guess if YOU can lift it.

[necrophily]

i don't like exerting a lot of energy
but i'd make an exception to toss it at you

[dokkans]

Gosh, I didn't know you hated me that much.
If you miss, no takebacksies!

[necrophily]

i just wanna see your guts leaking out a bit
it's nothing special

[dokkans]

Aw, but would you really gut a poor defenseless girl like me?

[necrophily]

yes
i don't discriminate
i also think you're lying about the defenseless thing but
this place is weird
who knows what you can or can't do

[dokkans]

Smart.

Well then, do you have a place in mind? I'd like to get a closer look at that spear as soon as I can.