12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[commences]

( throws a pencil at him NOT COLD TOAAASTTTT )

[crystallomancy]

They're Not. They're Ice And Steam. Solidified And Gaseous Versions Of Water, Yes, But There's A Reason They Go By A Different Moniker.

[crystallomancy]

Only When It's Humid.

[starrypoint]

theyre a type of sandwich*

but they sound delicious!!!!! we just need to find someone to make them for us!!!!

[crystallomancy]

A5 Wagyuu.

[commences]

they don't, that's what the quote means! it's a favorite of mine because fish are incapable of crying, because they can't cry, means they cannot exist.

though, mermaids are capable of crying because they have said glands and emotional depth, hence why they take idiotic humans as captives.

[starrypoint]

bzzt bzzt!!!!
u become wet when u step into air outside of water therefore its the air making u wet not the water!!!!
humidity is just air showing its true colors...!!!!!!

[silentabyss]

lava is a soup but only once :(

what flavour do you think it is?

[crystallomancy]

We Contain More Liquid Than A Meat Bun. A Soup Dumpling Would've Been More Accurate.

[silentabyss]

oh thanks that would be helpful. the only thing i know how to make is pancakes

im on my way to the dorm kitchen hold tight dont burn it down w/o me

[commences]

pretty expensive.

( pretty boy woooooooooooo! )

[starrypoint]

some kinda fancy feast ig hes pretty kitty u know?

[crystallomancy]

( So cute.............. )

:)

i.sena

[notsosou]

[With all this talk of cannibalism, he has to set the record straight.]

A soup is only a soup if you can pour it...

[God now he's thinking about how a person could be poured this was a mistake actually he's feeling a little ill.]

Taken as a whole, humans are jelly at best.

[What is he even doing.]

[starrypoint]

can we meet anyway?!?!!? i wanna play with balls!!!!!

[mermaidcursed]

( she's just... gonna shift to look at him. screws. )

[starrypoint]

earth

[crystallomancy]

Miso Is A Seasoning Made By Fermenting Soybeans.
So Technically, I Suppose, It's Derived From A Plant.

[commences]

would you crack open a quail egg for him?

[silentabyss]

[out loud because why are they texting while they're laying next to each other,]

You know, to go with all the other things that aren't really foods but are if we're going to talk on the network about it?

[starrypoint]

pancakes are good tho!!!! esp the rly fluffy ones!!!!!!

[but yes he'll wait... why wouldnt this kitchen have stuff to make miso soup like half of them are from some form of japan]

[crystallomancy]

I Am Not. I'm Perfectly Respectable.

i.sena

[notsosou]

Spicy.

[crystallomancy]

( WTF takes notes... )

[starrypoint]

meat buns can get pretty stewy on the inside tho but the point is that we're held together by dumpling wrap so we're a sandwich