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[dokkans]

Hello~! I have a hypothetical question for everybody, inspired by recent stories being told.

[ csi yogen, yeaaaaah ]

If someone had killed someone close to you, how far would you go to punish them? Also, is there anyone left in school or your life that you would kill for? For me, it's my puppy, but he's not at school. :(

Oh, remember though, it's just a question! Don't actually go killing anyone, okay? ♥

Comments

[dokkans]

What a wonderful reason, Koko! That's truly not too different from now, but for our sake... maybe we do need a bit more hope!

All that means is to do our best when somebody kills you.

Oh, but yes, hypothetically of course!

[commences]

if i could die to give you all hope, i wonder who would kill me to accomplish that...

now, now! we can kill me after we solve this case, unless you want to add more bodies to the list. if a murderer is reading this, i truly don't mind!

there's hope right now, did you see how they were leading the investigation recently!? i truly am ecstatic for what may come next!

[dokkans]

Sorry! So far nobody hates you enough to put a price on your head, so you're out of luck there.

Oh, but if I were a murderer, I'd have a bit of hope already! It seems pretty easy to get away with.

[ Well, a murderer HERE. ]

[commences]

i don't believe hate has anything to do with it.
some people here are too afraid of the consequences, but...

alright, tell me how you would kill! so we can get to know each other as murderer and victim.

[dokkans]

Good point!

Hmmm. Well, if we're pretending! I feel like doing something like using a gun or slitting your throat may be a bit too boring. I think a poison would be a bit lousy too.

Oh! I know! For you, I'd probably something heavy to your waist and push you into the pool! That way you can hope for someone to find you first.

[commences]

ah, what a way to die! not too many people are vocal on the network, you know copycat murderers exist!

hmm... that's a familiar murder, one of the last one's we dealt with. you have to give me an exciting death that's hope filled!

[dokkans]

Gosh, I didn't realize. It's okay though, I'm just pretending!

Okay then, let's try this. It's good to get everyone else involved, right? Then it's easy.

I'd kill someone else really, really well, almost to the point where they're unrecognizable! Then, I'd pin it on you. Even if there were any bleeding hearts present, I'd make it so bad that they'd have no choice but to have someone kill you.

That way, they think the person who did it is gone and they can hope that they've finally gotten it right.

Oh, but I'd never do that, actually. That'd be too mean! ♥

[commences]

i see, that's one way to go about things.
what if you made an unsolvable murder instead, rather than killing someone, make it so they can never find the culprit or know who the body is.
though, we can tell who is missing among our ranks, so you'll have to choose wisely on who to kill.
when saying that, i don't like murder for the fun of it... so if nothing comes from your murder, you've failed.

[dokkans]

Oh, I agree! If I don't get anything from a murder, then it's completely pointless!

[ $$$ ]

but isn't any kind of murder capable of being an unsolvable murder? Especially if the people tasked with solving it aren't good at it.

[commences]

what are you searching for if you murder, they give merit points? but what else entices you?

nope, there's idiots who out themselves early, or they leave fingerprints or something that belongs to them that leads to them. there's even blood left on someone's attire that they haven't washed out yet, or maybe there is some in the machines at the moment if you recall how often people go? so no, not every murder can be unsolvable.

[dokkans]

Money, of course! I don't mind the merit points, but it just can't compare to counting your cash at the end of the day.

That's true, I suppose. :\ I guess that's why you would hire cleaners to show up after you're done! At least, I hear that's how crime bosses do it.