yogen | ( OPEN. ) FIRST FIGHT.

Who: itto + whoever will give him the time of day...
What: big bad scary looking oni proves to be golden retriever ( arrival + catchall )
Where: various places
When: late january into february
Warnings: absolutely not

I. STAND OFF ( VENDING MACHINE. )

_{[ Itto couldn't really recall what had happened when he regained consciousness, but he ended up with a neat rock on his person which is now kept in his uniform pocket. He had first woken on the soccer field, and, after trying to break up a fight amongst people playing roughly, decided to head to his locker. From then henceforth, Itto has mainly been observant of the area, but attending classes with utmost energy despite whatever confusing thoughts fill his head.

One day, though, he could have sworn something was just particularly weird about the vending machines ever since Akira had trouble with them. They were just machines that gave items, right? It seems kind of.. foreign to him lately, as if he wasn't sure what their real purpose was. Totally weird. Now that he thinks about it, there's a lot of stuff that just feels foreign to him. Did he always go to school here? Did he always go to school at all? Did he actually belong here or somewhere else? It didn't matter. He had a bone to pick with this particular vending machine.

Itto jabs his thumb under his nostrils and flexes his hands together to make fists: ]}

So, we meet again, huh..
Have you been disrespecting others still?
_{Man.. it's cold here. Has it always been so cold here?..} Ugh, never mind. Listen! You've got some audacity not treatin' others fair, you know that?

_{[ yeah he's talking to it.... don't worry about it.. ]}

II. LET ME SHOW YOU MY BEETLES ( MEN'S BATHROOM. )

_{[ So you're using the urinal and there are plenty of other urinals between you and Itto, but for whatever reason, he's picking the one right next to you to use. What could someone want being this close to someone else in the bathroom? ]}

Hey, did you know.. rhinoceros beetles can grow up to 15 centimeters. They're the one of the largest kind! If you see'em on a tree, usually they're lookin' for sap to eat!

_{[ look at this guy.. still remaining optimistic.. ]}

_{[ ooc: if you'd like a closed prompt or anything else, let me know! ]}

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Huh?

_{[ WHAT.. THAT WAS A CHILD... OKAY UM.. he's just not going to drop his pants and piss right now because that was a child.. hold your mighty oni pee for a little longer, Itto.. ]}

Hey! Aren't you in the wrong restroom? Or..

_{[ ... ]}

Am.. I in the wrong restroom?

_{[ why are their urinals then... that doesn't occur to him as a clue or anything.. ]}

[echo-y inside-stall voice:] No, you're fine! I didn't even know people actually used these ones for anything but murders.

_{[ mur... murder? ]}

Oi, don't say stuff like that! _{I-It's kinda scary, y'anno?} Surely people just use this place to piss in and stuff!

Right!

_{[ why is this 6 foot tall adult talking like this.. ]}

Right..!? Hey!

_{[ He's coming over and banging his fist on the stall door. ]}

Speakin' of that! If that were true! _{Which it probably isn't} Why would ya be in here all by yourself! I mean, other than the fact it's the restroom... uh.. where I guess you need privacy.. but..

_{[ He's saying that but he's standing right near her door.. at least he folds his arms across his chest and turns his back to the door.

Almost as if he's guarding it from anyone else. Hmph. ]}

Aw, don't be scared! Murders only happen when you're all alone; as long as you're with me, you won't get murdered!

[see? simple as. and it doesn't matter that he's in front of the door, because she's going out the way she came in: clambering over the stall door and jumping right down next to him.]

And I'm in here because I'm investigating! It's very important. By the way, have you see anything looking kinda wolf-like lately?

_{[ Woah. She's really energetic! Those kinds of kids were always the most fun to play street games with, but whatever tomfoolery that spills out of her mouth is enough to distract him from whatever impressive acrobats she has.

Excuse me..?? ]}

Wait, wait.. back the hell up!!
You're investigating? Like a crime scene?

_{[ Sorry. He got here and missed some important things that happened apparently. ]}

... But you're just a kid!

_{[ Apart of him doesn't believe what she's saying cause?? Well?? Sometimes kids make stuff up and have a big imagination. Clearly that's what's going on.. she just wants to play pretend with him.

Yeah, that has to be it.

Itto steadies his hand on his chin. As someone who spent a lot of his days as a bum with no job and a playmate to bored kids, he naturally gravitates towards them.

He'll play along. ]}

Ah.. like with a big long snout?

It'd be pretty weird to investigate where crimes didn't happen... Actually, this isn't even the bathroom where it happened; I'm just checking all of them.

[she nods, with all the apparent solemn seriousness of a child playing pretend. except. y'know, it's not.]

My friend got eaten by a wolf, or was the wolf, or maybe I'm the wolf... but, anyway, there's a really big wolf and I gotta find where it went before it eats any more arms! [pauses, pointedly looks at his arms] It likes arms.

_{[ Yeah, no. He's now convinced she's just a kid playing pretend! So he'll play along.

Itto splays a hand over his chest in faux surprise. ]}

Not my arms! They're one of the best parts about me! S-So scary! Ah! Ya think it'll get me next? We really gotta stick together, then. I'll help ya out. Maybe it left wolf trails!

That's what I've been looking for! They said the wolf was really big... [shakes head] But, if something that big was in the school, it would've wrecked up the place, right? Especially when it got out. So, it also had to get smaller...

Anyway, that's why I think there's a werewolf! I don't have anything silver to start testing people with, though.

( OPEN. ) FIRST FIGHT.

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