un: j.tazuna

[gatetohell]

I'm looking for a new morning jogging buddy.
I mean it doesn't just have to be one person.
But my last partner well...
I guess it doesn't matter now.
Anyway if you're interested just let me know!
We'll have to jog around the gym for now cause of the storms.
It'll have to be pretty early in the morning too, so be ready!

[ A small amount of time passes before Joe makes another post. ]

Oh also!
If anyone is good at cutting hair I could use some help.
My classmate would kill me if she saw how bad it's gotten haha...
Nothing dramatic! Just a trim.
I'll do a favor in return!

Comments

n.ebalon

[silentabyss]

im pretty athletic so i dont mind going for a jog with you if you want

i could also cut your hair. i used to cut mine with a knife all the time when i was away from towns

[gatetohell]

Yeah that sounds great!
Invite is definitely open!
Also... a knife?
How well does that work?

[silentabyss]

depends on how sharp the knife is and how you angle the blade. didnt have scissors on the road. i think it worked pretty well

[...said Noah, who doesn't brush his hair already so it's just a fluffy nightmare. The knife thing can't have helped.]

[gatetohell]

Oh um hm...
I dunno if I want a knife near my head.
Or at all haha.
But thanks for the offer!!

[silentabyss]

yeah that makes sense

is a knife any worse than scissors tho

[gatetohell]

....I guess I didn't really think of it like that

[silentabyss]

i guess scissors are blunt on one side so theyre harder to threaten people with but at the same time...

[noah why are you this way]

i dunno i feel like barber shops are not to be trusted given that

[gatetohell]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
I'll be sure to find someone I really trust then.....

[ every day is a goddamn fight for your life in this hellhole ]

[silentabyss]

good plan

oh sorry i didnt mean to freak you out

[????? he always does this tho]

[gatetohell]

Nah nah you're fine
I guess it's good to keep in mind

[ Given... things. ]