4/2 un: s.chidouin

[samuraiwomen]

It’s somebody’s birthday today. ^v^)/

Say happy birthday to….Sou Hiyori!! He’s almost been here a year, and I don’t remember how old he’s turning because he never talked about it, but he’s a cool guy, so we should tell him that!

He really loves suprises and attention, so I thought we could all plan a big celebration here as a group! Just…consider it bonding! Group bonding! I wanna hear everyone’s favorite birthday ideas. We’ve got the whole school to ourselves anyway!

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[samuraiwomen]

I’m not going to kill people??

[antitoxin]

It's my birthday! Don't talk about killing people...

[samuraiwomen]

It’s your favorite subject!

But if you talk about other things on your birthday… What did you want to say about spiders, Hiyori-san?

[antitoxin]

You speak of killing so much... is there something wrong on your end?

[ you becoming a killer...? ]

Jumping spiders are actually a human's best friend, they rarely every bite, and they have fuzzy little legs. They also become attached to their owners that it's hard to place them back into their enclosure, and sometimes they'll rest on your shoulder, and fall asleep because you're warm.
I'm sure something small and easy to crush in your hands wouldn't terrify you at all.

[samuraiwomen]

Ha ha.

[ SO! funny! Are you a comedian!?! Where can she get tickets!!! ]

They aren't scary because I think they'll hurt me, stupid. ..

But that does sound...pretty cute I guess. I didn't know spiders liked warmth

[antitoxin]

Then why are they scary, if I may ask?

If you aren't busy, maybe we can look for one... I'm sure they'll come to someone as warm as you.

[ tryna sack that third date into a fourth date. ]