4/2 un: s.chidouin

[samuraiwomen]

It’s somebody’s birthday today. ^v^)/

Say happy birthday to….Sou Hiyori!! He’s almost been here a year, and I don’t remember how old he’s turning because he never talked about it, but he’s a cool guy, so we should tell him that!

He really loves suprises and attention, so I thought we could all plan a big celebration here as a group! Just…consider it bonding! Group bonding! I wanna hear everyone’s favorite birthday ideas. We’ve got the whole school to ourselves anyway!

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un: h.inaba

[dereban]

You all do realize that none of this is private and he'd be able to see this easily, thus ruining the idea of a surprise?

And why do I get the feeling that he doesn't like either of those... are you trying to pull an April Fool's prank a day too late?

s.chidouin

[samuraiwomen]

No fair, Inaba-san. I didn't work so hard to find out Sou's birthday to play a prank!

[ Whistles innocently. ]

Maybe I want him to see it...?

[dereban]

I don't think it's really that hard to find.

It won't be a surprise if he does, though.

[samuraiwomen]

He guards his personal info surprisingly tightly. Reminds me of a girl I know...

When is your birthday, Inaba-san? Surprises are more fun if you know when they're coming, y'know?

[dereban]

Huh, I wonder who that girl could be!

And it happened a few months ago. November 30th.

[samuraiwomen]

Wanna guess?

Oh! Happy birthday Inaba-san. You can have one of Sou's gifts and/or suprises. How old are you now?

[dereban]

Nah.

I don't want any presents that were meant for someone else on a day that isn't my birthday. Besides, is there really a point to celebrating a birthday when you're dead? Or even counting how old you are when you may not even remember your actual age due to the weird time fuckery that goes around here?

[samuraiwomen]

It was you.

Accept some cake at least! Sou will get lots of presents he hates so you can take the good cake he won't eat.

..Mhm...? Well that's hard to say. I still feel seventeen but who knows. All the more reason for us to escape and have real birthdays again!

[dereban]

The fact that you're so confident that he's going to hate a lot of the presents he doesn't like is concerning.

And who's even making this cake?

[Totally ignoring the whole 'us to escape' part because.

Uh.

She is not gonna talk about how she might not be doing that on a public forum.]