4/2 un: s.chidouin

[samuraiwomen]

It’s somebody’s birthday today. ^v^)/

Say happy birthday to….Sou Hiyori!! He’s almost been here a year, and I don’t remember how old he’s turning because he never talked about it, but he’s a cool guy, so we should tell him that!

He really loves suprises and attention, so I thought we could all plan a big celebration here as a group! Just…consider it bonding! Group bonding! I wanna hear everyone’s favorite birthday ideas. We’ve got the whole school to ourselves anyway!

Comments

[shimashima]

[ He can't stay silent... ]

A rattail?! Only someone fashion-challenged with terrible taste would choose to style their hair like that!

[ It's the fashion sense of someone with hair like seaweed or reminiscent of a head of lettuce, someone who wears an eyesore of a gaudy scarf over a formal suit with a tie! ]

[antitoxin]

[ you are MISSING HALF UR HAIR BALDIE!!! let us full headed people speak... ]

I've always liked your look.

[ spits. ]

A personified cross-walk, I do love how creative people are...

[shimashima]

[ SAY THAT TO HIS FACE!!! The reply does give him pause, though... It's sarcasm, right, but cross-walks are good... ]

Then why don't you request that instead? After all, cross-walks are essential guides that lead people to safety!

[antitoxin]

[ sure, he'll walk ALL over alice's face. let midori at him... ]

I want to avoid the scene look, and to avoid being ran over.
A guy like me isn't a traffic cone so not many people will spot me unlike you.

[shimashima]

[ Now he's actually wondering what has brought all of this on! What in the world are these concerns?! ]

Well, perhaps the aesthetic doesn't appeal to everyone. But no one has ever run me over because of my stripes! Or at all, for that matter! What are you saying?!

[antitoxin]

[ DEATH. DEATH. DEATH. ]

Well, I don't want it! They'll think I look like roadkill! It's more befitting of you.

[ so walk in the middle of the road and get ran over and die already! ]

What about the hairdo that looks like a hat, that way I no longer have to hide myself behind fabric.

[ sumn like. ]

[shimashima]

[ This is increasingly suspicious! The rattail request alone... And Shin Tsukimi may be capable of some rather rude remarks (not that Alice himself can talk), but all of these unfounded insults? They're basically telling him to go die horribly, right?!

Could it be...!! ]

I suppose hats are better than rats. Don't people usually want to kill the latter, unless it's a pet rat?

[antitoxin]

[ STOP MAYBE SHIN STEPPED UP HIS INSULT GAME. ]

I want stripes that are pastel colors.
Is that okay...haha.

Do you want a pet rat?

[ that deadpan awkward haha... of shin's. ]

[shimashima]

[ Surely Shin Tsukimi doesn't think of him as roadkill and want him to die, despite all the name slip-ups, does he?! Does he.....

Wait. Hold on! Are stripes being mocked or what is this now?! ]

Obviously pastel stripes would be superior to anything else! But do you truly expect me to believe you, after saying such awful things?!

And what do pet rats have to do with me??

[antitoxin]

Awful? Have you forgotten that's it's April Fools! Belatedly, but I still wanted to try...!

[ not how he told alice the honest truth and it gets to him! midori is right, and he does look like roadkill. ]

You mentioned them...

[shimashima]

What part of it was a joke?!

[ First the hurtful comments, and then cruelly mentioning stripes... ]

I'm merely acknowledging that not all rats are disliked!

[antitoxin]

Will you feel better if I tell you what the joke was really?

[ OR ARE YOU TRYNA MAKE HIM OUT TO BE A MEANIE!!! ]

They did enjoy the cooking rat...

[shimashima]

It's too late! Would you even explain it properly?

What cooking rat??