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inaba "100% dere" himeko ( 稲葉 姫子 ) ([personal profile] dereban) wrote in [community profile] yogen2022-04-19 10:27 am

nine reconnections ➱ un: h. inaba

This is a pretty simple question that I'm putting out there, since I'd guess there would at least be one person who can help.

[She doesn't like asking for help, not in this place, not in these circumstances, but--]

Who here is familiar with self defense and would be willing to teach me? Naturally, I'd like to propose that it not be done for free, but terms can be discussed in private. I've been taught a little bit of karate from a friend, but she's not here, so I guess the question ends up going to everyone else here.

Although for those who'd rather do anything else besides the inquiry: I'll propose a small text-based game of twenty questions. But it's no fun without stakes, so let's put those on the table. I can deny games, stakes, and any offers at will. It's my post. But I'll leave that open for those who want to take it.
silentabyss: (002)

n.ebalon

[personal profile] silentabyss 2022-04-19 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i can teach you self defense if you want. no magic involved i promise
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2022-04-19 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't have to be the strongest

it's about using physics to your advantage which i know will sound weird coming from someone who nearly failed mathematics but trust me on this

if someone grabs you from behind you can use momentum to flip them. stuff like that.
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2022-04-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
the courtyard would be easiest, close to the dorms. we can meet whenever, i'm free this afternoon

but i dont need payment at all i promise. unless you know how to cook and then we can make it a fair trade?
starrypoint: (interdigitate42)

s.akehoshi

[personal profile] starrypoint 2022-04-20 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooo baachan learnin how to swing a mean hook huh?
i can teach u a couple things, no charge. i wont accept fees of any kind from u call it a classmate special
anyway play the game with me im bored


[...

and worried, in general, but bored is best.]
silentabyss: (066)

[personal profile] silentabyss 2022-04-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i'll lounge around and wait for you outside! and in that case no payment necessary :P see u soon?
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[personal profile] starrypoint 2022-04-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
then what more do u need???? knock them out first they wont be able to get u back

so i just ask any question ig? stripes or polka dots www
Edited 2022-04-20 19:35 (UTC)
shimashima: (42)

a.yabusame

[personal profile] shimashima 2022-04-27 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How can he ignore this?! ]

Neither?? It's obvious that stripes would win first place in every situation!
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[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-02 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, you're right. The world would be a better place, if more things were striped.
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[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Visualize it. Isn't it a wonderful image beyond compare?
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[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-09 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ So blunt! ]

Did you even visualize it at all?! Everyone's individual preferences may be different, but one can only benefit from recognizing the merits of stripes!
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[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-09 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't it evoke any positive feelings? None whatsoever, truly??

I mean, if I had striped towels here as well, I would rejoice.
silentabyss: (bw. 004)

[personal profile] silentabyss 2022-05-14 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Noah, too, is dressed down a little bit — a sleeveless shirt and some gym shorts, which if no one knew this kid is absolutely jacked they do now. When he spots her, he waves briefly.]

Hey. Uh... where to start... oh. I guess the first question is, if someone were to grab you from behind, what do you think you'd do first?

[So he can get a baseline of what needs to be taught here.]
shimashima: (105)

[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-24 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ How can this be... What a bleak way to experience the world! ]

Perhaps you simply haven't come across the right combination.
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[personal profile] shimashima 2022-05-24 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh? A request for him to elaborate? There may be hope for you yet, H. Inaba!! ]

Why, the perfect arrangement of stripe color, direction, and thickness to speak to your soul! You'll know it when you see it.