5/1 > un: b.hood

[dokkans]

A question, for a new month and a new school year. ♥

Have any of you had trouble with bullies? It's always so tough, isn't it? Nobody likes to be pushed around or messed with, but it's not super easy to deal with them.

What should you do? Why, talk to me, of course! ♥

If you think someone's getting a little too comfortable messing with you all the time, just let me know! For a little fee, I'll go and have a word with them. I'm quite good at talking down mean ol' bullies and giving them a piece of my mind.

I'd prefer if you brought me cash, but if you have anything else to trade, we can work something out! You can ask me any questions here, but there's some stuff I'd like to only discuss in person.

I'll be around if you need me! ♥

Comments

un: s.hiyori

[antitoxin]

What a delightful idea, you must tell me what brought this up over tea and your favorite meal.

I'll cook. ☆

[dokkans]

Of course~! I do love a good stew, but I've never been too sure about the meat in this place.

[antitoxin]

It's a fee to stop bullying, right?
Now... I'm sure if you catch me something out in the woods, I can work with it.
And in return, you can help me with a problem...

[ midori's special insert meal here because anything is good if he makes it. time is money, but she can eat better than most people here. ]

[dokkans]

Yup yup! Gotta make a living somehow.
Give me a little bit and I'll bring some meat back to the dormitories. Something super yummy!!

[antitoxin]

That sounds nice, as soon as you find dinner then you can look into the problems that this school suffers.
You are too kind to us!

m.hiyori

[socialize]

How kind of you to stand up for people. You're right, I think there's a real bullying problem in this school.

( maple would know, just look at the way the yttds be acting up! )

If I'd like to meet with you in person, where should I look?

[dokkans]

Isn't there? I can't stand it knowing that such a problem might tear our poor little school apart. :(

[ it's so sad! but soon, it'll be her time to bully help! ]

I spend quite a bit of time in the courtyard. If it's a nice day, you'll always find me outside!

[socialize]

The weather is getting so warm lately too! Why don't we have lunch together later today? We can chat about how to encourage everyone to get along.

Oh, and of course you'll be properly compensated for helping!

[dokkans]

Oh gosh!!! I'd love to! I haven't been to a picnic in so long! Oh, and I have so many ideas, I just can't wait!

[socialize]

That's perfect! If you let me know your favourite snack, I can try to make some for us to share.

[dokkans]

Oooh... you know, it's been quite a while since I've had lemony cookies. Would that be okay?

[socialize]

I'll bring a whole basket for you. You can take the rest with you after our chat, too.

[dokkans]

Gosh! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were buttering me up!

I'll allow it, just this once, ok? ♪

un: s.dito

[necrophily]

how much is the little fee

[dokkans]

Depends on the bully!

And what gets them to stop.

[necrophily]

i don't think he's that much trouble to stop
he's really annoying though
but i'm not allowed to fight him back i think
'cause i'd kill him
so

[dokkans]

Not allowed? Who's not allowing you?

Actually, save it. Probably something we can talk about face to face.

[necrophily]

sure, whatever
i can pay you too that way
courtyard?

[dokkans]

Courtyard.

If your enemy's obvious, I'm charging you more for making it a pain.

[necrophily]

i kinda hate everyone so i don't think that applies
but i'm there

[dokkans]

[ Boy, couldn't have picked a better person to pick as a client. Someone who hates everyone could still be useful, provided he has anything of value.

...he might not, but that's what the meeting was for! Leading Bonnie to the courtyard, dressed out of her school uniform and in her typical red-riding hood get up. Basket dangling from her arm, she skips right up. ]

Hi~! Hope you weren't waiting long. ♪

[necrophily]

[ at least she's recognizable. he'd been leaning against a wall opposite to the right side of the huge wisteria tree — but as soon as he sees bonnie, he's pushing himself into an upright position and approaching the other, waving a hand as he does so. ]

Nope.

[ surprisingly. not that he has anything better to do per se.

he might suddenly lean into bonnie's personal space though as soon as he gets close enough, muttering low enough so that only the two of them can hear. the courtyard is a popular spot, after all! ]

But I'm thinking we should talk about it over there.

[ "there" being said as he nods his head toward a more isolated corner of the courtyard where a lot of the other riff raff aren't congregating. there's plenty of open structure for them to sit on too, if they want. ]

[dokkans]

[ Bonnie stands perfectly still, only quirking an eyebrow when he suggests moving again. It felt like it'd be suspicious to go elsewhere, but on the other hand, no reason to say no. ]

Of course!

[ She says louder than he'd probably expect, twirling before she starts skipping towards the spot-- it'd been so long since she'd been given a mission, she couldn't help but be excited. ]

un: k.ishimaru

[moraloutrage]

I would like to commend you for offering such a service! I will not tolerate any type of bullying in these halls, so I am quite pleased that you are ready to offer a strong talking-to to such misguided youths.

I do not plan to request your services myself, however. If I have any issues with bullies, I intend to settle them myself! But your offer must be quite valuable for anyone who cannot bring themselves to face their bullies in such a way.

[dokkans]

Thank you, Mr. Eyebrows!

[ She's pretty sure that's him. Big eyebrow guy! ]

The other students are always in trouble, so I juuuuust wanna make sure we all get along! I'm glad to have your support.

[moraloutrage]

[He will just try to brush off the fixation on his eyebrows...]

Any good anti-bullying campaign is sure to have my full support! On top of that, I encourage harmony among the student body! That is the best way to prevent future incidents from taking place. So I must commend you again on your offer! I will also offer to help you out should you ever need it. Let us stamp out bad behavior!

un: r.ranger

[rearranger]

How are we defining bullying? (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[dokkans]

We~ll~

A bully is someone who won't leave you alone, right? Someone who keeps picking on you, keeps making you upset, keeps on pushing your buttons... that might be bullying if you want it to be.

[rearranger]

There are a couple people in the school that I would say fit the last one. It's frustrating when a person is constantly antagonizing other students. (＃￣ω￣)

[dokkans]

Right, right?

That's why I'm here! <3 I'll take care of all of those problems for the right price.