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05/10 Charity Auction

On Monday morning, each glass case in the auditorium has been fitted with a small scanner similar to the one on the vending machines, at which one's PDA can be pressed against to bid a chosen number of merit points. Bidding is open all day, discouraged during class time and so the bidding rush happens at lunch and after school until closing at 5:45 when students are set to start leaving for home. Bids are anonymous while in process— or, as anonymous as can be while staring daggers over your friend's shoulder daring them to outbid you— but the winning bids and bidders are posted at the front of the auditorium at the end of the day.

Among the list are:

Item One free investigation by the Ultimate Detective Handmade blanket One free consultation with the Criminal Consultant Sick backflip lessons Self-defense lessons Studying sessions Boyfriend with Hajun Yeon for a day Pair of carved wooden birds Boyfriend with Natsume Sakasaki for a week GameBoy Color with Power Quest, Monopoly, and Pokemon TCG Nerf gun Cursed chalk Dinner with the principal Body-chan (not actually listed as Body-chan)

Winning bid 25 20 20 10 10 10 40 20 40 35 25 15 40 99

Winner M Arisu G Tanaka M Arisu N Handa T Sato Y Ueno C Kudo R Arata C Kudo S Ishigami N Yashiro H Arisu S Ishigami K Ouma

Overall, the auction raised over ћ854,000 for the Save A Brain Foundation. Good job! You rock. Winners may pick up with items at any time during the week, after which anything leftover will be donated and the auditorium will be cleaned out by Saturday evening.

Body-chan

Rights to the body belong to Kokichi. The case as a whole cannot physically be moved away from the wall or out of the auditorium, and the lid will not open unless he taps his PDA, screen unlocked via fingerprint, against the sensor. He does not have to open it today, or even after time is up at the end of the week and the body and case will be removed if yet unclaimed— as long as the body has been in the case, it has never changed from appearing to be at the brink of death.

Comments

[silentabyss]

[Comedy aside, Noah's gonna just... not linger around watching Clamor fight for his life against a fucking CAT and in fact try to help because at this rate Clamor is going to die to cat-related injury which is Fucking Ridiculous.

So he just sort of... slides in from where he's been standing in the hallway like "lol get rekt nerd" and summon a shadow cat to come and try to spook the not-shadow cat away. God help both of them.]

[closewithnewintown]

[steph is also Here because if kokichi really isn't lying then she wants to see him get beat up by a cat.]

[improbablenotimpossible]

[...Well this wasn't what he was expecting when he saw that call, pinching the bridge of his nose]

Why are you fighting the cat?

[closewithnewintown]

[hmmmm]

He's probably mad because he likes sleeping on the body and Kokichi took the body. He doesn't know we're trying to help! [OR HE'S EVIL we do not know]

[sunstead]

[clamor, currently trying his best to keep the cat busy while also not ending up in void school from cat-related injuries:]

Does it look like the cat is giving me a choice?!

[stop watching and HELP]

[improbablenotimpossible]

...Just let the cat inspect the body, it will probably leave once it's curiosity is satisfied.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[Hey what's going on in WHO UPSET THE BLACK CAT?!]

What the-?! What in the world - why is Blackie so upset?!

[Moriarty did you name the cat?? you've hung out with it once???]

[improbablenotimpossible]

[Curious, but he says not a word]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[LOOK LET HIM HAVE CATS OKAY DOGS (except angel) DON'T LIKE HIM!!]

[closewithnewintown]

-- Oh, no fair, nobody told me we named the kitties! [BECAUSE SHE ALREADY PICKED OUT NAMES THAT CAT IS ROBBIE AND SHE LOVES HIM]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Er, well - I don't think the black one has a name. 'Blackie' is just what I've been calling it internally, you see...

[He's a little taken aback at Stephanie immediately jutting in, but.]

[closewithnewintown]

[nods] When we have our next family meeting to scream at each other, we should name the kitties. They deserve names.

[she's just here to watch violence old man join in]

[silentabyss]

I dunno, but it's attacking Clamor, so...

[said the weird kid using shadow magic to try and scARE IT OFF, LIKE, THAT'S NOT NORMAL SHIT NOAH, WHY DO YOU SOUND SO NONCHALANT]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Then stop doing that!

[GESTURES AT THE SHADOW MAGIC, SIR???]

That'll only frighten them more! Cats get aggressive when frightened, threatened, or you've done some sort of great change to something they're used to!

[PINCHES THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE...]

Does anyone have some sort of - meat snack, or something of that sort? I can try and lure the cat away.

[silentabyss]

I'm hoping it'll attack the shadow and not Clamor, though.

[like duh]

The shadow can't bleed.

[as he just... casually... flips his wrist about and makes the shadow-cat puff up at the real cat.]

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[ The black cat puffs up when it sees the shadow cat, torn between running away and sticking to its guns and so it makes the executive decision of running away from the shadow cat to sink its claws into whoever's ankles are the closest, like the shouting would scare the shadow cat away. ]

[silentabyss]

[goddammit this motherfucker—]

WHY is this cat the way it is?

[closewithnewintown]

Well, we did take his nap spot. [so now there's two aggressive, stabby lads steph stans for.]

[silentabyss]

I GUESS?

[but like why tho! just be a normal cat and fight the fake cat! make this easier on everyone!!!!]

[improbablenotimpossible]

Just let Moriarty handle the cat.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Because you're frightening them! Good god, it's like no one is listening to me!

[TIME TO BE A GRUMP ABOUT THIS, HE GUESSES.]

[sunstead]

[on one hand, clamor breathes a sigh of relief at no longer being the target

on the other hand oh fuck--

he's still making a lunge to swat the cat away again, but cats are certainly faster than humans (or half-elves)]

[silentabyss]

[Noah swooping his coattails like, my work here is done.]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[OKAY WELL we have all decided on a course of action - so hell, he'll step forward and get attacked, because he has some fleece in his hands to attempt a veterinary manouver.

It is called the purrito, because he's gonna try to wrap that cat.

Knowing he'll most likely get attacked everywhere, he's going to attempt to drop the fleece on the cat while it's attacking and try to start to wrap it up.

Of course, if he gets completely fucked up in the process that'll just add to his other wounds he still has, it's fine. Or if he fails, that's ok too.]

[loyalbreed]

[ Walks in on ya'll fighting a cat. Ouma with a dead body?? Everyone being rambunctious again. ]

It seems I am late for the battle - yet it seems to me that we are fighting a cat this evening?