network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

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[contrarily]

u mean ironically right
i didnt think u could be ironic arent u the cute teacher just without glasses

[dangernoises]

autocorrect be fucking me up tf u want from me
i aint got time to reread my shit
and No i aint that man?????? who the fuck is that ugly fuck
w.e the point is
u eaten people meat
not the fun kind of meat u know hat i mean!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
the kind where its straight up cannibalism i ate some too, was good as shit
komaeda made it for me ask him about it - it was labeled 'full of hope'.

[contrarily]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
turn around and face me ur kinda hotter for real
i dig the wilder look maybe we can duet sometime
anyway
i didn't eat it myself cause i'm looking out for my figure, you know?
this waist isn't gonna stay SNATCHED by itself
but uh... i guess it makes sense... koma-kyun was so excited about it...

[dangernoises]

NAW I GOTTA STAY STILL OTHERWISE doc holmes and pops might try to change me back.


[ Actually he looks the same dw, except instead of green eyes theyre red now. Hes trying to pretend to be jekyll while fucking around on the pda. ]

WAIT YOU SING????????? me too lets go, i can play a mean guitar too.
whaa? idk fuck that dude he sick as fuck, so i dont htink he rememebr shit

[contrarily]

CHANGE U BACK???
omg plssss come break me out im so boredddd

( THROWS A FIT )

wait, really?! i just thought u looked kinda punk rock... maybe our styles can mesh!!
LMAOOO I KNOW
i just grabbed him to make these bc i needed someone to prepare the meat coz i didnt wanna touch it
it looked like it smelled funky and i didn't want it to stick to my hands!!

[dangernoises]

[ He looks over to her and gives her a sharp toothy smile, then sticks his tongue out. Blep. ]

Nah bitch if i do that i give myself away, u gotta wait or figure it out yourself.
we all out here on our own bestieeeeexoxoxoxoxoxo
nah he kinda legit tho ngl, i tried stabbing him and kept failing. dk whats up with that prick but he got shit goin on
good job using him, tho

[contrarily]

( wow... she'll stick her tongue back out at him though. blep. )

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
fine
umm.. well when i tried to cake him in the face he dodged it
but then i kneed him in the dick and he couldn't dodge that so i guess im better than u lol

[dangernoises]

WHAT YOU TOO???????? NO

YOU GOT TOKICK HIM IN THE DICK HOLD UP ME TOO

MY TURN BRB WATCH THIS RECORD IT

[contrarily]

OMGGGG GO GET HIM!!!!

( SHE'S CHEERING HYDE ON FROM JAIL )

[dangernoises]

[ After breaking the floor with his monsterous strength - and falling... And failing, he sits his ass back down. Still trying to act like hes Jekyll. ]

You know what this means right?

[contrarily]

( she watched that happen in real time... so uncool... but it's fine, because: )

YOU TRY AGAIN?

[dangernoises]

NO THIS MEANS HE FUCKING LET YOU HIT HIM WHAT A FUCKING MASO

YO KOMAEDA IF U SEE THIS U A REAL FREAK I SEE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[contrarily]

ewwww
do u think he like
got off on that... gross...

[dangernoises]

Imma b legit wit u
i dont think that man gets off at all

[contrarily]

THATS EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!!!!

[dangernoises]

Wait let me fucking ask , we figuring it out rn

[contrarily]

EWWW WHY WOULD U WANNA KNOW IF HIS NOODLE DICK GETS HARD OR NOT

[dangernoises]

WHAT? THATSL IEK ASKING WHAT KIND OF FAVORITE FOOD U LIKE I DONT GETT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS????

[contrarily]

how are dicks like food
u can't actually survive off of nut

[dangernoises]

????????????? if u wanna eat dick i aint gunna stop u
id eat dick to
but my point is
im just making conversation isnt it normal to ask a homie if they even nut???

BUT FINE I WONT iLL KEEP THE SHIT TO MYSELF he can read this crap later

[contrarily]

I FORGOT ANYONE CAN READ THIS LMAOOOOOOOOO
ok anyway i do not want to eat a dick
dicks r meant to be sucked

[dangernoises]

Come on they all thinkin' it what the teachers gunna do??? bann this??
please

fuck me over you freaks sticking me in a school full of dead bodies && not letting me fuck with anyone
tf
u can say w.e u want, and i bet there wont be consequence 4 it

[contrarily]

( omg hydeeeee ur so rebellious... twirls hair )

i mean probably yeah
but i guess the students here can spy on what u say and use it against u???
or something like that
idk they sent me to jail so i barely hard what that shrimp had to say abt pdas

SDFSDFGUBDJKSF RIKA

[dangernoises]

to 2 what??? hate me?? kill me??? ok this place is hypocritical it pisses off ya know??
trying 2 act like they aint killin like everythings ok
when this place straight up whack

did they tie you up???

[ Looks over at her glaring. ]

SHES INSANE IM SORRY

[contrarily]

IDKKKKK
I JUST KNOW PEOPLE DON'T WANT US TALKIN G ABOUT LIKE
sensitive stuff but i guess
saying that kinda gives us out anyway... maybe i should shut up before i get shot! again!!!

i mean no but
nene has a gun and she shot me in the face!!!!!!! MY BEST ASSET!!!

( looks at him... rubs her cheek sadly... nerf gun hurts......... )