network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

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n.komaeda

[commences]

they won't release us...
i can't remember the last time we've ate

[contrarily]

and after we made sandwiches for them, too... this is how they repay us?

[commences]

if only we used clamor-san's eggs that he laid and not the mayonnaise...
he would have been properly receptive to us...

E.Hyde

[dangernoises]

The meat was made out of ppl btw lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[silentabyss]

perish i guess

[silentabyss]

im sorry WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[contrarily]

who's gonna fertilize the eggs though...

[contrarily]

omg ew who even uses "xD" in this day and age

[contrarily]

noemoah :(
why are u so mean to rika-chan????

[dangernoises]

obvvv i use it unironically get with the fads bestie

[commences]

ebalon-kun! have you come to save us from jail!?

[contrarily]

u mean ironically right
i didnt think u could be ironic arent u the cute teacher just without glasses

[silentabyss]

bc u were yelling the T word in my ear

:/

ur at like a 15 and i need u to bring it down to abt a 2

[noah you're sixteen you can say titty]

[commences]

do we have an incubator here...

[silentabyss]

can i get an explanation as to why u think clamor lays eggs???????????????????????????????????????? ive been in the hallway avoiding whatevers going on there after rika started yelling words

[dangernoises]

autocorrect be fucking me up tf u want from me
i aint got time to reread my shit
and No i aint that man?????? who the fuck is that ugly fuck
w.e the point is
u eaten people meat
not the fun kind of meat u know hat i mean!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
the kind where its straight up cannibalism i ate some too, was good as shit
komaeda made it for me ask him about it - it was labeled 'full of hope'.

[contrarily]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
turn around and face me ur kinda hotter for real
i dig the wilder look maybe we can duet sometime
anyway
i didn't eat it myself cause i'm looking out for my figure, you know?
this waist isn't gonna stay SNATCHED by itself
but uh... i guess it makes sense... koma-kyun was so excited about it...

[contrarily]

we'd have to ask the staff...

[contrarily]

what word
titty?

[silentabyss]

stopppppppppppppp

bring it down to a 2!!!!

[dangernoises]

NAW I GOTTA STAY STILL OTHERWISE doc holmes and pops might try to change me back.


[ Actually he looks the same dw, except instead of green eyes theyre red now. Hes trying to pretend to be jekyll while fucking around on the pda. ]

WAIT YOU SING????????? me too lets go, i can play a mean guitar too.
whaa? idk fuck that dude he sick as fuck, so i dont htink he rememebr shit

[contrarily]

SAYING TITTY ISN'T SOME SORT OF A CRIME
HOW OLD ARE U

[commences]

are you interested in his eggs? maybe you can get him to share.
well, i heard him arguing with kawaii-san about breast and their milk, and he mentioned eggs.
i thought he was responsible for that too.
why are you outside? do you want me to come see you

[commences]

do we know anyone personally...

[silentabyss]

IM 16 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!