network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

Comments

[commences]

if only we used clamor-san's eggs that he laid and not the mayonnaise...
he would have been properly receptive to us...

[silentabyss]

im sorry WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[commences]

ebalon-kun! have you come to save us from jail!?

[silentabyss]

can i get an explanation as to why u think clamor lays eggs???????????????????????????????????????? ive been in the hallway avoiding whatevers going on there after rika started yelling words

[commences]

are you interested in his eggs? maybe you can get him to share.
well, i heard him arguing with kawaii-san about breast and their milk, and he mentioned eggs.
i thought he was responsible for that too.
why are you outside? do you want me to come see you

[silentabyss]

no im not interested in his eggs? ive been with clamor a rly long time he doesnt lay eggs i dont know what to tell u!!

anyway are u not in jail this time?? i walked out bc rika was saying stuff i didnt want to listen to

if u want to come hang out i guess u can but ur usually in nene's jail arent u?

[commences]

a long time? i wouldn't know what that's like, but i guess you know enough on whether he lays eggs or not...

i am in jail, but i was separated from kawaii-san... they made two for us! isn't that exciting?
knowing this is the extent of their hope!
there's no need for you to visit me, so i'll just break out.
give me five minutes.

[silentabyss]

wow u got an extra special jail made just for u? thats impressive

ok i guess ill see u in five minutes good luck on the breakout dont get nerf gunned

[commences]

( he's out in four, and how is that possible? well... it's komaeda. )

Hmm... Yeah, I did.

( that's about the special jail, but is noah sitting outside the room? because komaeda's going to sit down with him. )

Was Kawaii-san that hard on you... She's a stepping stone, you know?

[contrarily]

( throws her shoe at komaeda's head )

[commences]

( THAT TOO... IS A STEPPING S(HOE)TONE ALRIGHT. )

[silentabyss]

[Damn, one minute early? Impressive work, Komaeda. Or impressive luck, as it were.

Noah is sitting outside the room with his PDA in his hands wondering how his life got to this point, where he'd have to walk out of a room not because he was necessarily overwhelmed but because he got flustered by words that a normal sixteen year old would use on the regular.]

I wouldn't call her hard on me, I just... uh... [he blushes again, useless bisexual that he is,] ...the choice of wording was... you know.

[commences]

( he catches that little blush on his face, and komaeda can already tell what time it is. )

Is that the type of girl you're into?

( rika being a type is sort of scary, but komaeda's a masochist so she doesn't bother him at all. it comes from his... messy background, but it's nice to see noah getting along with the people around him. she may have embarrassed the hell out of his ass, but he's taking it pretty well if he's able to get flustered talking about her. )

Kawaii-san's a pretty wild beast for her age, and considering your personality... maybe you two make the best of unlikely friends. ( he smiles, nodding to himself. )

[silentabyss]

["ashdfklsadfj" says Noah's brain, but luckily what comes out of his mouth is semi-coherent:]

No! No, I— I mean, I usually like people who are— u-uh... Nicer and less— less, uh...

[He's trying not to be mean, but Rika is a little too crazy for him. They wouldn't balance out, at least not from a romantic standpoint. Friends? Fine, that's fine with him, but nothing more than that.]

...people who are a little more, um, responsible? And... nicer. Just— my type is, uh... kind people— I don't really prefer one gender over the other either, that applies to everyone. I mean, I'll be her friend, but I don't, u-um...

[commences]

You can take this advice with a grain of salt, because it's just as small as me... or insignificant in that matter.

( komaeda's not too positive on himself, nor does he thinks he's in the right to give anything to noah that tampers with his outlook on life. the only thing he should be doing is making sure his hope stays in line with everyone else's, and that he never loses it to the point he's unable to get it back. truth be told, komaeda's never been too good with people who lacked hope to begin with, and to see that shine of theirs become dull... it disappoints him. luckily, this is just romance so it's not something he can ultimately ruin. )

...She'd take responsibility for the trouble she causes, I can tell she's one who enjoys the attention. ( he's scrolling through his pda, watching as she's excited about telling hyde to come after him... insane ass. ) Ah... is this your way of asking me to carry on your answer, I would have thought you were a little more straightforward than that, Ebalon-kun.

( well, he's not straight to begin with, so that's hard, but he is pretty forward. )

I'll let her know that you're rejecting her efforts because she's cruel, messy, and is only good as your friend. Don't worry!

[silentabyss]

[Holy shit that's not what he said at all— Komaeda, he swears to Elria—]

U-um, you don't— she's not even interested in me, so there's no need to be mean to her, you know? I also barely know her, and I don't want to hurt her feelings somehow. That wouldn't be right. Uh—

[Goddess help him, why did he have to run his mouth? Noah buries his face in his hands, letting out a distressed groan.]

You really don't need to get involved in my nonexistent love-life, is what I mean. I don't— uh, I don't think dating is something that I should do anyway?

[contrarily]

who's gonna fertilize the eggs though...

[commences]

do we have an incubator here...

[contrarily]

we'd have to ask the staff...

[commences]

do we know anyone personally...

[contrarily]

i don't think so...
wait, maybe the vice principal will answer us!!

[commences]

she has a pretty soft ( weak ) personality, i'm sure she'd listen to us if we asked.

[contrarily]

MISS VP CAN U SEE THIS

[commences]

if you can see this, please give us a sign!

( or send us 200 merit points for being so sweet and so kind... )

[contrarily]

( waits for the merit points... )