network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

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[contrarily]

and after we made sandwiches for them, too... this is how they repay us?

[commences]

if only we used clamor-san's eggs that he laid and not the mayonnaise...
he would have been properly receptive to us...

[silentabyss]

im sorry WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[commences]

ebalon-kun! have you come to save us from jail!?

[silentabyss]

can i get an explanation as to why u think clamor lays eggs???????????????????????????????????????? ive been in the hallway avoiding whatevers going on there after rika started yelling words

[commences]

are you interested in his eggs? maybe you can get him to share.
well, i heard him arguing with kawaii-san about breast and their milk, and he mentioned eggs.
i thought he was responsible for that too.
why are you outside? do you want me to come see you

[silentabyss]

no im not interested in his eggs? ive been with clamor a rly long time he doesnt lay eggs i dont know what to tell u!!

anyway are u not in jail this time?? i walked out bc rika was saying stuff i didnt want to listen to

if u want to come hang out i guess u can but ur usually in nene's jail arent u?

[commences]

a long time? i wouldn't know what that's like, but i guess you know enough on whether he lays eggs or not...

i am in jail, but i was separated from kawaii-san... they made two for us! isn't that exciting?
knowing this is the extent of their hope!
there's no need for you to visit me, so i'll just break out.
give me five minutes.

[silentabyss]

wow u got an extra special jail made just for u? thats impressive

ok i guess ill see u in five minutes good luck on the breakout dont get nerf gunned

[commences]

( he's out in four, and how is that possible? well... it's komaeda. )

Hmm... Yeah, I did.

( that's about the special jail, but is noah sitting outside the room? because komaeda's going to sit down with him. )

Was Kawaii-san that hard on you... She's a stepping stone, you know?

[contrarily]

who's gonna fertilize the eggs though...

[commences]

do we have an incubator here...

[contrarily]

we'd have to ask the staff...

[commences]

do we know anyone personally...

[contrarily]

i don't think so...
wait, maybe the vice principal will answer us!!

[commences]

she has a pretty soft ( weak ) personality, i'm sure she'd listen to us if we asked.

[contrarily]

MISS VP CAN U SEE THIS

E.Hyde

[dangernoises]

The meat was made out of ppl btw lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[contrarily]

omg ew who even uses "xD" in this day and age

[dangernoises]

obvvv i use it unironically get with the fads bestie

[contrarily]

u mean ironically right
i didnt think u could be ironic arent u the cute teacher just without glasses

[dangernoises]

autocorrect be fucking me up tf u want from me
i aint got time to reread my shit
and No i aint that man?????? who the fuck is that ugly fuck
w.e the point is
u eaten people meat
not the fun kind of meat u know hat i mean!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
the kind where its straight up cannibalism i ate some too, was good as shit
komaeda made it for me ask him about it - it was labeled 'full of hope'.

[contrarily]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
turn around and face me ur kinda hotter for real
i dig the wilder look maybe we can duet sometime
anyway
i didn't eat it myself cause i'm looking out for my figure, you know?
this waist isn't gonna stay SNATCHED by itself
but uh... i guess it makes sense... koma-kyun was so excited about it...

[dangernoises]

NAW I GOTTA STAY STILL OTHERWISE doc holmes and pops might try to change me back.


[ Actually he looks the same dw, except instead of green eyes theyre red now. Hes trying to pretend to be jekyll while fucking around on the pda. ]

WAIT YOU SING????????? me too lets go, i can play a mean guitar too.
whaa? idk fuck that dude he sick as fuck, so i dont htink he rememebr shit

[contrarily]

CHANGE U BACK???
omg plssss come break me out im so boredddd

( THROWS A FIT )

wait, really?! i just thought u looked kinda punk rock... maybe our styles can mesh!!
LMAOOO I KNOW
i just grabbed him to make these bc i needed someone to prepare the meat coz i didnt wanna touch it
it looked like it smelled funky and i didn't want it to stick to my hands!!