network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

Comments

[contrarily]

shut up noemoah
im gonna slap the emo out of u

( like, she really can't fault him because, same? but also, he's a downer and she's gonna kick his ass )

[silentabyss]

honestly good luck

i mean if u could i guess u would b doing me a favour

but good luck

[honestly come kick his ass, he needs it.]

[contrarily]

whatever
youre just a maso like komakyun

[silentabyss]

im a what??

[contrarily]

maso
masochist
u like getting ur shit rocked

[silentabyss]

...no not rly
i mean
ive been stabbed before and that kinda sucked

[OKAY THANKS NOAH]

[contrarily]

what kinda stabbed
sexy stabbed or unsexy stabbed

[silentabyss]

what even is "sexy stabbing" lol
it was super unsexy
getting stabbed hurts u know.

[contrarily]

its like when someone u love stabs u
but like slowly and sexily
like in movies???????
well yeah
but pain isnt all that bad

[silentabyss]

um
if someone i loved stabbed me i think id reconsider my preferences





anyway ive never seen a movie. we dont have those where i come from. ive heard of them tho
i dont think i want to watch a movie where someone gets whatever sexy stabbed is

[contrarily]

STOP SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO STAB FOR LOVE

omggggg
ur missing out
theres so many good dramas id show u
then ud stop being such a little virgin

[silentabyss]

what does watching a movie drama have ANYTHING to do with me sleeping with someone!!!!!!!!!!

[contrarily]

well
do u know how to even approach a girl to invite her to watch a movie?

[silentabyss]

i dont know how to approach ANYONE to invite them to hang out like that
also isnt the point of watching a movie to watch the movie

[oblivious.png]

[contrarily]

( noah has never heard of netflix and chill huh... fine. we can start slow. )

weeelll yeah but
during the movie u can sneakily hold their hand
or if its a scary movie u can be there to comfort them when they get scared!! its a good date idea

[silentabyss]

oh huh
i mean that implies that i have way more self confidence than i actually have tho
like ive never tried to date anyone before

[no he hasn't heard of netflix and chill because they don't have NETFLIX on elrios]

[contrarily]

( elflix... elf lix... elf licks... lusty clamor? )

omg
UR A MAN and u have a cute face so listen, u should have some confidence!
girls like it! even if u dont have much else to offer!!!

[silentabyss]

[noah isn't emotionally prepared for ANY lustiness from ANYONE]

i


i have a cute face??????? really??????????

[congrats! you blew his whole mind]

[contrarily]

( sigh... there's gonna be a lot of work put into this one huh... )

sure u are!!
i prefer older men personally... but i bet people would love 2 go out with u (´ω｀★)
do u like anyone here?

[silentabyss]

uh
i mean not rly
i dont think ive been here long enough

[and he's too ??? to realise he has the slightest puppy crush on nene]

...why do u prefer older men im just asking

[contrarily]

( oh god, what a loaded question. because... her dad left her and she's convinced he loved her and she's projecting would be the real answer??? but it's not as if she herself is aware of her own daddy issues??? )

umm
hmm

( never really... thought about it... )

maybe bc
they have their lives together so they can sugar me??
i wanna marry rich
and live overseas!

[silentabyss]

oh thats fair
i dont know if money would do anything for me personally :/
i prefer people around my age but i guess having ur life together is pretty cool
wonder what its like to even have that

[contrarily]

i mean, it probably would?
is there anything u want?? money could get that for u
or at least make it easier to obtain
it makes the world go around ~

( or so she believes, anyway. she's a poor kid, so who knows? )

no idea
doubt ill know anytime soon

( she's the furthest thing away from having your life together, and knee-deep somewhere in 'desperately needs therapy,' so. )

[silentabyss]

uh yeah theres a thing i want and i dont think money can buy it tbh :P

[it's called "revenge on the cult who killed his brother" and money unfortunately is not going to buy him the satisfaction of stabbing a motherfucker.]

but yeah. uh. kind of a mood actually

[contrarily]

( look. whatever revenge plan noah could think up, she can bet money would make it easier to execute? even just the supplies... there's always something you can do to help yourself, when you've got the cash for it. )

is it gonna b something corny like love