[open] Sir, your vibes are atrocious

[silentabyss]

WHO: Noah & Whomstever
WHAT: Crimes I mean uh Vibing with Noah
WHEN: End of May, after the sleepover
WHERE: Everywhere but outdoors!
WARNINGS: Wolfie's shitty sense of humour and also this meme



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[silentabyss]

[He was a rich boy but he was also bedridden, so he also couldn't learn anything from the servants at House Ebalon, so sad.]

Y-yeah, okay.

[That much is easy! Noah wets a rag and scrubs the countertops down before he has to quite literally scrape this burnt-ass pancake off the bottom of the pan and into the trash. After that comes scrubbing the rest of the burnt bits off with a sponge in the sink and to be honest, Noah didn't think it would be this much of a pain in the ass to clean. He'd be rude and leave it for the next person if Sidney weren't standing right there, honestly.]

[wolfetracks]

( while noah cleans up after himself, sidney handles the pan itself- because yikes. when something is undercooked and raw at the same time, you know things went badly. shame about having to throw food away in a situation like this, but...

soon enough the pan is clean, and sidney goes over what all is left. )

So, pancakes?

[silentabyss]

[Pancakes.]

Y-yeah, just... something easy. Which apparently I made not-easy.

[GENIUS.]

I didn't think I had to actually watch them that closely. I was looking for stuff to make on the side in the meanwhile. ...at least nothing caught fire?

[wolfetracks]

When working with food, there's only a few things you can truly leave unattended. When you go to cook, it's best to go in with a plan beforehand. Okay? So let's take a look. What were you thinking to make as a side? We'll get everything ready first.

[silentabyss]

Oh, um... just a fruit salad. I was wandering around looking for a cutting board and a bowl after I found some bananas. I don't... Uh... I don't really know where people keep those sorts of things.

[If they could eat the meat, he'd make that too, but the meat is questionably-peopley and Noah's not interested, thanks.

There's not too much in the way of fruit, no melons or anything, but there are some bananas and strawberries that Noah has pulled out and sort of left off to the side in light of the Burning Pancake Incident.]

[wolfetracks]

( sidney goes to respective cupboards and drawers, making sure noah is paying attention. )

Here is where the cutting boards, cutlery and cooking knives are, respectively. Before you cook, you'll want to make sure you have everything you need so as to avoid burning things. Okay? Now, I'll get this while you go over ingredients and get what may be missing.

[silentabyss]

[Boy, the whole "I've never cooked in my life and mostly ate scraps on the road" thing really is showing now, huh? But Noah commits that to memory. He's not sure why he was looking for a cutting board all the way in hell itself when it was literally right fucking there.]

...okay. [He says, and then wanders off to find more fresh fruit, and then comes back with,] Oh, you know what? There are chocolate chips in the cupboard up here. We can add those to the pancakes.

[And there he goes, climbing on top of the countertop instead of asking Sidney for help because he's a gremlin (and short).

It doesn't take long to find everything they might be missing, though, and with that successfully out of the way, Noah stands by.]

[wolfetracks]

( almost immediately, sidney steps to the side, ready to catch noah just in case. but no incident comes from it and he just sighs, regardless of how at ease his heart is once noah's back on the ground safely. )

Careful. I don't want you slipping- you are allowed to ask for help, you know. I certainly won't judge you for it.

( but the brief yet gentle scolding is over quickly, and instead he turns his attention to their supplies. )

We could, yes. How chocolatey do you want them?