[open] Sir, your vibes are atrocious

[silentabyss]

WHO: Noah & Whomstever
WHAT: Crimes I mean uh Vibing with Noah
WHEN: End of May, after the sleepover
WHERE: Everywhere but outdoors!
WARNINGS: Wolfie's shitty sense of humour and also this meme



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[angelindisguise]

[She leans in so she can accept the head scratches.]

Well, I'm glad then. You kids are kind of like my family here.

[Well there's adults here too, and she's kind of young herself, but still...!]

I'm sorry it was so rough for you.

[silentabyss]

[Noah really is about to pull the whole "I'm not a kid, I'm sixteen" card out in the middle of this heartfelt conversation, but he saves it this time. Look at that, character growth.]

That's... that's good. I don't want to be anything less.

[Angel is the best dog. 300/10, honestly.]

But can I ask something that's off topic? ...how do you do homework? Are the teachers being hard on you?

[angelindisguise]

Oh, they definitely get mad, but I'm usually not in classes long enough for them to find me. Benefits to being a small dog, I guess. Lots of hiding places.

To be honest? I can't actually read anything they're writing down.

[silentabyss]

That makes sense... why don't they get that you're a dog and you can't read what they're writing, though?

[Really makes ya think.]

This school is so weird, I wouldn't put it past them to try and say that a dog is failing the classes...

[Scritch, scritch... No he will not stop petting.]

[angelindisguise]

[She appreciates the pets!]

Everything about this place is weird. The weirdest thing though? I wouldn't mind learning some of this stuff...

[But she doesn't bother. She doesn't understand anyway.]

[silentabyss]

Yeah... hey, do you think you can learn how to read? 'Cause... I read a lot, so if you want to learn to read, I can help.

[And it might make Angel's life a little bit easier here, he thinks anyway.]

If not, I get it. I don't want to learn to do math, for example.

[angelindisguise]

I... wouldn't mind, learning how to read.

[It'd make those darn network posts much easier to read too.]

You'll really teach me?

[silentabyss]

Y-yeah, I mean... my brother taught me to read, so... I think I know how I'd do it. You have to learn the alphabet first, you know, the letters. But... there's lots of books here that are probably easier to read than others. I think you'll be fine.

[angelindisguise]

.... That's really kind of you.

I'll take you up on that offer, then. I'd like to know what's going on in classes.