[open] Sir, your vibes are atrocious

[silentabyss]

WHO: Noah & Whomstever
WHAT: Crimes I mean uh Vibing with Noah
WHEN: End of May, after the sleepover
WHERE: Everywhere but outdoors!
WARNINGS: Wolfie's shitty sense of humour and also this meme



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[silentabyss]

[Noah wants to die actually thanks.]

I told you before, I'm into nice people!

[He honestly, genuinely, has no idea what's up with Kokichi except for he's heard that the guy can be kind of a shithead sometimes, but that hardly matters now he supposes. It's a little too late to take back whatever the fuck that was.]

It was— it was fine, but it was my first time doing something like that, too, so...

[commences]

Yes, that's what he is.

( i'm crying, what is komaeda going to say about an ultimate, that they aren't nice? no way, ouma may be 2'3", but that doesn't stop komaeda from respecting his any. to be honest, ouma could be the most horrible person in the world, and he wouldn't think it's wrong at all. )

An Ultimate like that taking your first kiss... ( his eyes widen like he's shocked, but he's just doing it to be dramatic. )

I guess then that will come next...

[silentabyss]

[Oh well Komaeda said he's nice so it MUST be true. Obviously Komaeda would never tell a lie or steal Noah's PDA from his hands by distracting him or anything like that. Upstanding dude, yadda yadda...]

What—! What are you implying?!

[Noah absolutely understands what the implication is, but also he's deflecting. Just a little bit.]

[commences]

...

( he's giving that look, you know the one where he stares at you with a smile, along with this all-knowing expression like he's onto something. it's sort of uncomfortable, but that's because komaeda doesn't know any better. )

Just don't let him find out about your affair.

( dun dun dun... )

[silentabyss]

[What!!!]

What— what affair?!

[This is bullying! And also Noah is just genuinely confused now. Affair? With whomst? What?

He's emotionally-oblivious, Komaeda, don't do this to him.]

[commences]

Do you have this much trouble understanding?

( he pauses, thinking back to when he saw the two on top of one another in a love's embrace — it probably wasn't that descriptive, but seeing anyone against an ultimate like that... of course people would see things a certain way. komaeda's no different especially with how much he values someone like ouma for his status. )

You have people you like, right? You're interested in all types of "nice" characters...

[silentabyss]

Yes???

[Those three question marks absolutely come through in his tone, thank you very much.]

I'm just— I don't... [There goes his dismissive little wrist-flicks like he's desperately trying not to think about his emotions, like he can just swat them away like one would a fly.] ...I don't "get" dating, I guess. Which isn't what that was! That was just a dare!