( closed-ish ) you cried wolf, so i came running

[crystallomancy]

Who: Natsume Sakasaki & various
What: June catch-all
When: 06/01 onwards
Where: Various locations
Warnings: (SIGHING) izumi and natsume attempted to murder one another.

birthdaypigeon:

These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.

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a little catch-all for natsume, for outside-of-event-logs-and-etc threads. you can toss your own starters for him in here too, but i appreciate being given a heads up first! we can talk at coordination

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[obsessiveness]

[ the sheer audacity. izumi was just about to stand up from his seat only for his UNDERclassman to stop him in his steps... the annoyance in his face couldn't be more clearer if he tried.

he raises a brow at natsume, because of course. ]

And what makes you think I can just let you have it, let alone draw it for you? Don't tell me I'm your type all along, Sakasaki. You could afford to be far more discreet than this.

[ says the guy whose type says otherwise. ugh. ]

[crystallomancy]

If you suggest such a thing ever aGAIN, Sena-san, I will empty my stomach onto your table like an extremely remorseless CAT.

( :/ )

AnyWAY, it's not for ME. I was requested to get your heart in trade for a forged passPORT, and seeing as neither of us have any interest in the oTHER, nor do I have an interest in seeing you DEAD, I felt this was the safest opTION.

[obsessiveness]

A forged passport? In exchange for my heart? Who would even --

[ and then it dawns on him. of course. ]

It's for Kudo, isn't it.

[crystallomancy]

CorRECT. I suppose even a broken clock tells the right time twice a DAY...

( god you suck natsume. )

The passport is coming from Arata-senpai; she's getting one as WELL, for our honeymoon trip to Guam and Saransk after our soon-to-be-a-success forest date this summer BREAK.

( we don't have time to unpack all of that right now. )

[obsessiveness]

[ just. leers at him and crosses his arms. ]

And you're confident enough to think that I'm just going to give you that. I know that we're not the least bit close, Sakasaki, even if we're under the same agency, but you can't be that stupid. And also, how do you know that they're going to keep their end of the bargain? There's no fucking way they're giving out those get-out-ofjail-free cards without consequence.

[crystallomancy]

I don't KNOW, but this is what Kudo-chan and I agreed uPON. I doubt we're getting as far as the airport THOUGH. I'm not even sure I can make it to the forest, considering our circumstanCES.

( yknow. )

It's what she has planned for our week-long relationship howeVER, and all bids are fiNAL. ( ........ ) What's the harm anyWAY, Sena-senpai? Sore because Tsukinaga-senpai isn't bothering you anyMORE?

[obsessiveness]

[ oh, now that's hitting a new low, even for natsume. the look izumi's throwing him is intense and downright murderous, his voice dripping with venom when he speaks. ]

Do you want me to turn you into my 25th tally, Sakasaki? I can do that.

[ how dare him. he hasn't even processed the very fact that leo is gone and yet and yet aND YET AND YET -- ]

[crystallomancy]

You couldn't do IT.

( so matter-of-fact. )

[obsessiveness]

What makes you think I won't do it right now? You only think you can get away with saying that to me because none of your precious members of Switch are here. But it only proves that you couldn't care less what happens to them if they were, doesn't it?

[crystallomancy]

≪Say that again, and it'll be the last thing you ever do.≫

[obsessiveness]

Try me.

[ CAT FIGHT, CAT FIGHT ]

[crystallomancy]

( I mean




maybe not say that to the person with scissors, who's going straight for Sena's face — )

[crystallomancy]

( but cutting some hair instead. fuck you )

[obsessiveness]

[ maybe don't do that with the guy who's fuckin strapped, because izumi will just tote his gun right at natsume's head. ]

[crystallomancy]

( FUCKing hell he forgot about the gun

and he stares at izumi, his scissors still pointed to those pretty blue eyes. )

Do it — I dare YOU. But I wonder what your precious Knights would think of you when they heard you killed someone because of their smart mouth - I wonder if they'd even be surPRISED.

( "probably not," says his tone.

...would he be half as cocky if he thought izumi would actually do it or if the gun had ammo? not gonna find that out today. )

[obsessiveness]

Not if you're willing to poke someone's eye out while kicking them while they're already down. So much for "spreading happiness throughout the world" that you and your unit advocate for.

[ besides, aoba's nearly blind without those thick pair of glasses of his, right? it's merely the same thing. izumi remains unblinking at natsume's stony stare, blue eyes meeting yellow.

he's not budging, which might indicate that there's no ammo in his gun, but he can still hit his kouhai with it anyway so...?! ]

[crystallomancy]

( piece of sh—

natsume grips his scissors tighter - then steps back and lowers them to his side. keeps them there. )

...WhateVER. Forget I ever asked for your HELP. I'll figure something OUT. Thank you for your time, senpai.

( and he's going to just— collect his things and... leave. )

[obsessiveness]

[ it's only NOW that he started calling him senpai just to butter him up?! sooooooo annoyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

izumi huffs, putting his gun down now that natsume is leaving. but adrenaline is still running in his veins and he just -- desperately needed to yell at someone. about something. ]

You're roommates, aren't you?! Why did you even bring him up like that just for a shitty ass drawing?!