network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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un: n.komaeda

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virgin mary-san, have you been visited by them yet?

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u mean t he angels to finger me into pregnancy or whateva

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now now... are you really going to conceive in a place like this
how many?

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lkkke

( give her a moment she's counting on her fingers )

ten

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that's all fine and dandy, but...
you should wait until you're older unless you've decided on your perfect father of choice

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siince when r u my dad

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now

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ur not my real dad

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we both have ten fingers
that's how we're related
i thought you knew now be a good kid and grab the ibuprofen

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we do?

( shes gonna count now )

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type it with me
the first little piggy went to the...

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whorehouse

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yep!
and the second piggy went to horny jail
that's because he caused too many problems at the whorehouse

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ohhh ok

( she accepts this as a fact now )

whats next

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if we're going to keep up this story
you have to choose a few names
there's 5 piggies
name them all

( it's like watching scary movies and naming them after your ships. )

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( I HATE THAT )

umm okkkkk
komakyun, rantan, akki, rocchi and saikyun

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for my idea i need seven more pigs

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oh my GOD u are soooo fuckin needy
fine
chiakkin, noemoah, hacchi, marumaru, sakkun, kaecchi, hydecchi

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alright, who are the first three piggies you'd like to check on?

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ummmmmm
komakyun saikyun and rantan

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komakyun stabs sakkun while his back is turned.
saikyun stays at the school for resources.
rantan grabs some land mines but they accidentally explode.

anyone else?

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i already forgot the names i gave u :(

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hydecchi accidentally steps on a landmine.
chiakkin grabs a sword.
rocchi takes a couple explosives from near the school.
noemoah grabs a sword.
marumaru clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
hacchi shoots an arrow at akki but misses and kills kaecchi instead.

do you want to go to the next day?

( he has a few cut pieces of paper with peoples names on them that he's randomly picking up and winging the game with. )

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hydecchi is dead? thats great to hear
omg hacchi how could u do that to kaecchi... and shooting at akki?!

( she's getting upset over this even though it's not real )

YES

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it's just a little game, they're not dead for real due to their own incompet--
oh..

chiakkin convinces hacchi to not kill her, but then she is able to kill him instead.
marumaru searches for food.
noemoah, rocchi, and komakyun are attacked by a herd of vicious dogs.
saikyun is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
akki receives a picture of his family from a sponsor.