network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

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MARUMARU!!!
call me kawai-chan!! or kawaii-chan, cause im so cute!

[moraloutrage]

It would not be appropriate for me to comment on whether or not I consider you to be cute. However, if that is the way in which you truly prefer to be addressed, I can consider calling you Kawai-chan!

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u have to call me cute first or i will die

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What?? No, please do not die!!

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THEN SAY IT!!!
OR DO U WANT ME DEAD, MARUMARU????

[moraloutrage]

NO!!

CUTE!! YOU ARE CUTE! KAWAI-CHAN IS A CUTIE PIE!!

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( yes... happy now )

omg marumaru really thinks so?!
thank you sooooo much! rika-chan will do her best to keep being cute just for him!!

[moraloutrage]

Please!! Just keep living and being yourself, but also while behaving appropriately!

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ummmm
no i dont wanna do that
if i behave appropriately im not being myself!!

[moraloutrage]

I am sure that you can still be charming and endearing while behaving properly! It is not impossible! You just have to believe in yourself and work hard!

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aww, marumaru... going out of ur way to call me charming and endearing... im flattered!
please continue to love rika-chan! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

[moraloutrage]

They are simply positive qualities that I see in you, which you can continue to exhibit when behaving yourself better!
I care for you and your wellbeing, that is all!

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( she didn't hear a no so she'll now assume ishimaru is madly in love with her, thank u )

hmmm ~ if marumaru says please, then maybe i'll give it a shot...
... but only after i wear my sexy maid costume!!!!!!

[moraloutrage]

[No! Nooo!!!]

Hold on, the costumes are absolutely supposed to be appropriate!!

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yeah, for everyone else!
but i have to stand out, marumaru!!!!! im one of the organizers!!!

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You can stand out without being scandalous, Kawai-chan! I am confident that you can put something together that is very pretty and proper!

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aww, is it cause marumaru thinks i'm super pretty even without the assistance of skimpy clothes?! (*°∀°)=3

( one day ishimaru will stop walking into every trap... but today is not that day... )

[moraloutrage]

[This is his fate!]

No!!
Ah, that is, I mean that of course I consider you to be naturally pretty, to an appropriate extent! Your appearance is nice just the way you are!

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i don't wanna be pretty to an appropriate extent!
i gotta be pretty to an INappropriate extent!!!!!!!!

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Why?! Why must you be like this??

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i will be brief (1/368)

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Ah
Well I am ready to read as much as I have to in order to understand you!!
But remember that I am organizing this event too! Your choice of outfit will need my approval!

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ofc
but if u faint when u see it ill just take it as a yes

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I feel as if that should mean the opposite!!
In any case, it's not something to be concerned about. You will find that I am not so fainthearted!

But please do not actually try to test that!! Just be good!

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im thinking lots of lace and frills... maybe a garter?
like, around my thigh, you know? what do u think