yogen | It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th ~~the future is now~~ indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team ~~Moms~~ Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... ~~Good luck, Luci.~~

Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
What the Hell was going on last weekend?
The void in the auditorium is infinite
Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]

[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

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[ From under a desk somewhere ]

Don't kill me! I'm new and might not have many friends but I'm really gross inside so you'll have to deal with that!!

Mm, no, I was speaking of the "transfers" that came in to replace those who got killed by the invisible creatures... but I suppose someone in this group would also do, if they fit the other criteria.

[so like, he's not ruling out crona]

I'll kill you back if you kill me! You aren't special!

[ Don't ask them how, they'll figure it out later. ]

Tch. Go ahead and try if you want... but the soft-hearted idiots here would probably stop you anyway.

They can't stop me if I'm dead! [ Check. And Mate. ]

Fine. Then I'll just kill you again, assuming you're even able to succeed.

[i cant believe this is literally an argument id expect to see two kids having except they both rly do know how to cheat death and shit so its actually serious almost]

T-thats cheating! No fair... [ Just give these two some foam swords to whack eachother with. It would be healthy. ]

Kukukuku, who said there were any rules to begin with? That's your fault for picking a fight with the wrong person.

NANAMI!! HES CHEATING! [ KILL HIM FOR THEM NANAMI!! ]

What? Can't even fight your own battles now? Kekekeke, pathetic.

[WARNING WHIP CRACK

KNOCK IT OFF YOU GOBLINS]

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... Add, it's not that they are soft. It takes someone who is very strong to know better than to kill someone just for the sake of it. Stop bullying Crona.

Don't tell me what to do. They started it.

... I am telling you what to do because you don't seem to know how to act sometimes. [ Nanami says with the most straightest face ever. ]

... He wont kill anyone Crona, just ignore him okay?

Nanami...I can't deal with weird white haired guys threatening me! It's not fair!

... You also feed into them, they probably like the fact that you respond. [ Nanami has been juggling Komaeda and Mikans bad antics for what feels like years in her memories but weeks in actuality. One thing she learned about people like that, is never feed it. ]

Uuu...

[ They're going back under the desk... ]

But if I ignore him what if he starts bullying me harder!

[ Nanami lays flay along the desk and peeks at them from above it. ]

Tell them to stop then and if they don't, then tell me and I will stop them.

Nanami... [ They're not sure they believe her but...that's so nice for someone to say, even if they're lying that they don't even have a response. ]

... [ Well as long as they know Nananmi is here for them!! She gives them a small very subtle smile. ]

Don't you dare underestimate me. [HE'D DO IT OUT OF SPITE]

... I don't underestimate you, I just believe you'll know better than to kill someone. Even if you are bullying Crona.

Shows how much you know.

If you keep saying I wouldn't do it, don't act so surprised when I go out of my way to prove you wrong.

... I'll just be disappointed not surprised.

You can do better.