It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

Comments

[subtract]

Hmm... someone weak who will go down easy. A loner would be preferable, it'd be annoying if they had more powerful friends who might intervene... [mumble mumble]

... One of the newer transfers outside of this group. They don't seem to know the rules about this place, and they're naive enough to let themselves be lured into a trap. Also, they're less likely to have made friends already. Ideal candidates for a murder where the killer has no intention of hiding their actions.

[moderating]

... No killing.

[subtract]

All of you are so boring. How do you expect to make any progress here if you won't even kill your enemies?

[moderating]

... Boring? What part of killing someone is fun? Progressive?? Enjoyable? Are you trying to compare it to a game because killing is nothing like playing or finishing a game. You can go on with life without killing someone, and you have the ability to make that choice.

[subtract]

There's a limit to what can be accomplished with peaceful methods. You're setting yourself up for betrayal if you think everyone is just going to quietly play along with your childish ideals.

Life isn't a game... yes, you should use every means available to yourself in order to ensure your own success. Life isn't restricted by rules like "don't kill". Only a game would contain a rule like that, kukukuku...

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't also find enjoyment in it...

[moderating]

... [ SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE SOME TRUAMA ADD THAT YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH IS WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE!!!! ] Youre wrong.

[ Nanami states sharply. ]

I know, [ For many reasons. For so many reasons, about how it is believing in others is merely setting herself up for failure. She knows, or has an invested idea that the 'first' murder had to do with Komaeda. She knows, very well what to expect and what to think on situations concerning this.

And when Add speaks as if being cocky having found the answer to this conundrum of issues. Nanami shakes her head, with very fierce eyes settled upon him. ] but that does not make killing something forgivable and if you ever do something like that Add. Then you better realize the sort of trouble you will get for your own selfish enjoyment - none of us want to see you kill someone just for the fun of it. Nor do we want to believe that you would do that to any one of us - even if its just someone who is apart of the school. Or of the group, DONT kill anyone. Theres no use, no reason, and you wont get any enjoyment out of it. If you do something like that and get caught for it.

You can do better than that, so stop it.

[subtract]

[He scoffs, looking away when she starts going off into a lecture... ugh, this kind of attitude really is too familiar. It puts a sour taste in his mouth. Like it even matters what she thinks he should be like...]

Annoying... stop wasting your breath. You don't get to tell me what to do or how I'll feel about it. End of discussion.

[and now he's just going to turn his chair around and ignore her, so there]

[radnarok]

[ From under a desk somewhere ]

Don't kill me! I'm new and might not have many friends but I'm really gross inside so you'll have to deal with that!!

[subtract]

Mm, no, I was speaking of the "transfers" that came in to replace those who got killed by the invisible creatures... but I suppose someone in this group would also do, if they fit the other criteria.

[so like, he's not ruling out crona]

[radnarok]

I'll kill you back if you kill me! You aren't special!

[ Don't ask them how, they'll figure it out later. ]

[subtract]

Tch. Go ahead and try if you want... but the soft-hearted idiots here would probably stop you anyway.

[radnarok]

They can't stop me if I'm dead! [ Check. And Mate. ]

[subtract]

Fine. Then I'll just kill you again, assuming you're even able to succeed.

[i cant believe this is literally an argument id expect to see two kids having except they both rly do know how to cheat death and shit so its actually serious almost]

[moderating]

... Add, it's not that they are soft. It takes someone who is very strong to know better than to kill someone just for the sake of it. Stop bullying Crona.

[subtract]

Don't tell me what to do. They started it.

[moderating]

... He wont kill anyone Crona, just ignore him okay?

[radnarok]

Nanami...I can't deal with weird white haired guys threatening me! It's not fair!

[moderating]

... You also feed into them, they probably like the fact that you respond. [ Nanami has been juggling Komaeda and Mikans bad antics for what feels like years in her memories but weeks in actuality. One thing she learned about people like that, is never feed it. ]

[subtract]

Don't you dare underestimate me. [HE'D DO IT OUT OF SPITE]

[moderating]

... I don't underestimate you, I just believe you'll know better than to kill someone. Even if you are bullying Crona.

[rhymed]

[ Ah, Hajun can't bite his tongue -- ]

Are you a professional, or are you the type to sit and listen to true crime channels and start coming up with your own murders in your head?

[subtract]

I prefer to take action... unfortunately, my current position means that some precautions are necessary. Otherwise, I'd probably just stop your heart right now and get it over with.

[it's kinda hard to take him seriously when he looks like he's 12, but... he's speaking with a somewhat disturbing amount of confidence there.]

[rhymed]

I prefer it if you'd target your example towards other people, please and thank you.

[subtract]

Then consider yourself lucky enough to be graced by my mercy... for now, kuku.

[rhymed]

[ Can someone come pick up their sassy little child. ]

... Just do us a favor and don't start causing havoc just because you're capable. It'll save a headache.