It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

Comments

[dangernoises]

Crazytown - the fuck ...? Don't you know what happened after? Or no?

[ Hyde raises a brow questionably. ]

[closewithnewintown]

... When she said it the right way, it summoned a hero... Does the way you do it summon a villain?

[since he's obviously one of those. that must be what makes it different.]

[dangernoises]

I'm an Anti-hero. [ Again he's only compliant to such information because he is lacking the typical status effects that would make him more.... Genuinely out of his mind as an agent of chaos. So he's truthful, also because .... He kinda needs this. And because he is taking advantage of Stephanies age & lack of knowledge as well as their connections with those who would be able to do better. Putting himself in the hands of someone like... Lucifer... That was a horrible idea to him. ] Just because I dont do shit the regular way you guys do, don't mean anything.

[closewithnewintown]

Anti-heroes don't randomly murder people! They're just kinda sad and wear dark colors!

[still... she sighs, putting her hands on her hips, looking up at him, and reciting in a calm, clear voice:]

Heed my words: My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny.
If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me.
Let your eyes clouded in chaos,
Thou whom is bound in a cage of madness.
Do as I will, and I will guide your madness with my destiny.
I am she who will command this chaos.

[dangernoises]

I Berserker, accept this contract!

[ Just like he state with rather excitable grandeur. And now their fates are tied and their destiny is shared, with a rather sensible burst of energy anyone magical can tell. Non magic folks will not be able to tell at all. Ori now cant deny Stephanie the right into the Counselors office with this because ... Thats how Fate contracts and Servants work they are NOW ONE!!! So just link this thread when she goes, Hyde will go too. Prolly in incorporeal form, so just link me ooc.

Steph has obtained:

- 3 command seals of your choosing style.
- The absolute discomforting feeling of like someone drinking your life energy because that's Hyde. Doing that. He's a berserker and although as it is right now it wont be a lot - probably next month it will be. Also Mun is going to kill him off next month she will tell you and Stephanie will immediately know. However he will be back in two or three months and when he does, if shes still alive they will immediately come back until she uses all of the command seals.
- The ability to talk to him telepathically.
- She will have nightmares of his past life if you want.
- i think thats it for now if i forget anything i'll tell you later lmao.

]

[carpevinum]

[Y'ALL JUST MADE A FUCKING PACT? IN FRONT OF THE DEMON? HELLO????

WHY

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU—]

I think... she's a little too young to be making pacts.

[dangernoises]

... Oh I hope you were paying attention, better help her with the mana output if you could thanks. That way we both can get something out of this. You know shes trying hard and working hard.

[closewithnewintown]

Oh, neat, mana! [150% NOT PREPARED FOR ANY OF THIS]

Does this mean you have to call me "master" now?

[subtract]

[ok he doesn't care about any of this blood pact shit but]

So I guess this means the plan with Legion is no longer necessary... kukuku, good.

[dangernoises]

Ehh? Plan?

[ He doesnt know doesnt care. ]

Yeah that makes you Master now. Not that it really matters here - since there isn't a grail war but... Eh.

[closewithnewintown]

So, if I tell you something, you gotta do it. 'Cause I'm your master.

[dangernoises]

Yeah but if you waste your command seals on something stupid, then youre an idiot.

[ Hyde states as if trying to threaten her with that fact alone. ]

[closewithnewintown]

[nods] Gotcha.

[pauses. makes a little "come down here" motion with her hand.]

[dangernoises]

...

[ He looks at her questionably... And is stupid and leans over. ]

[closewithnewintown]

[when he's at the proper height, she takes Hyde's face in her hands, and squishes his cheeks, all while looking at him very solemnly.] No more murders.

1/2

[dangernoises]

2/2

[dangernoises]

.... ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A COMMAND? YOU NEED TO BE MORE DEMANDING THEN THAT. BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW. IF YOU INSTILL THAT, [ Staring at her and talking harshly with a loud voice. ] YOU ENDANGER YOURSELF AND ME. ALSO THATS A WASTE OF a fucking command seal.

[ Just say it again but with more force like you are a wizard commanding your familiar and then the command seal will leave form whereever you decided you wanted Stephanies to be placed. ]

[closewithnewintown]

Even if it is -- and I'd still like a backup plan -- that doesn't mean you're allowed to go be weird to them! They said no.

[subtract]

I don't take orders from brats.

[closewithnewintown]

Oh, you don't? I didn't hear you give yourself an order, though.

[subtract]

Pathetic. That doesn't even make sense. Why would I ever give myself an order? I'm not some brainless imbecile who can't function without a list of instructions.

[closewithnewintown]

There's only one brat in this room, so who else could it be. [... actually wait kokichi is over there NEVER MIND THAT'S NOT THE POINT]

[subtract]

You, obviously. That means you're as stupid as you look, too.

[closewithnewintown]

Nope! I'm delightful.

[subtract]

Denial can only get you so far, kukukuku...