It's time for another FAMILY MEETING!!

[carpevinum]

[There's a sign posted on 3-C on the 27th the future is now indicating that it's that time of month! That's right, it's time for the family meeting!

Lucifer is in charge this time and he is holding a whip, so please behave yourselves or you might get a warning crack near your head. Or don't behave yourselves. He's not your dad. He will, however, try his hardest to keep you all on track.

As Lucifer is also one of the Team Moms Dads, he's also made everybody lunch as he is wont to do. The rather fancy-looking food is set up on a couple of desks at the front of the classroom to peruse at your leisure. There are cookies and muffins as well, but please try to eat a real lunch instead of subsisting off of sweets entirely.

On the whiteboard, Lucifer has written the following topics & talking points that he'd like to discuss with everybody, and has requested that you all raise your hands so that this can be done in an orderly fashion... Good luck, Luci.

• Who is missing? Who is confirmed deceased?
• The gladiatorial battle — is it possible that those who died previously may come back to inflict further harm? Any guesses?
• What the Hell was going on last weekend?
• The void in the auditorium is infinite
• Results of last month's investigations that we agreed on doing
• The imps plaguing the school have been removed (thank you to Clamor for his assistance)
• Have we discovered anything new?

Last but not least, the final bullet is one hundred percent something that Lucifer clearly wants to do, and it reads simply:

• Instating a chore chart

So that's... fun.]

Let's try to keep this more orderly than the last one, shall we?

[And yes, the cardboard baby jail is set up in the back of the classroom! Naughty children go to cardboard baby jail. Naughtier children get a whip cracked at them. Have fun, everyone!]



[[OOC: The usual rules of the family meeting posts apply, which means threadjacking/general mingling is allowed and encouraged! Please remember to only share information your character discovered ICly to avoid metagaming. Also no Lucifer will not actually cause physical harm to anyone's characters with the whip unless player permission is granted, I'm not as psychotic as he is, don't worry about it.]]

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[necrophily]

[ ALL HOT GIRLS KNOW IS KILL AND EAT HOT CHIP.

he is TRYING to ignore hyde but hyde keeps staring at him and dito keeps side-glancing at the other.

he fucking glances

this is awful, and dito kind of tilts his head and widens his eyes and shrugs at the other, as if begging to know what hyde wants from him.

maybe he shouldn't have disfigured a corpse in front of this freak, but it's not like dito can ever think clearly when presented with such an opportunity. it's an inherent, visceral drive -- and it's probably what draws him to still keep paying attention to hyde, even though he doesn't want to, he says.

dito lifts a middle finger at the other. ]

[dangernoises]

[ JMSDFlKSD.

Its why Hyde likes the other, its almost as if they get it. To him, and his insanity. Everyone here scrambling to make sense of rights and wrongs, holding their own standards of morals. Justices that hold deeply seated inside each and everyone of their hearts. Fighting to contend for righteousness - he wonders if they all realize how exhausting that is?

Instead of worrying about that they could just follow their instinct. Drive. Kill each other, and let whoever lives enjoy their life. Dito does. Even if he doesn't get what is going on, and sticking his middle finger up at Hyde.

Which causes the made man to let out a laugh. Hyde looks because he doesn't care, isn't ashamed. Feels no remorse and follows the means of his attraction and attention span. Interested in what the other will do next. If he decides he likes or wants something, its that simple he goes to take it or have it.

Having Dito's attention like this is enjoyable, and Hyde returns the gesture by sticking his own tongue out and bearing his teeth afterwards. As if he were making a statement as any dog would. Then. He sticks out his middle fingers- both of them. Even from the broken arm.]

[necrophily]

[ oh god he's laughing...

dito makes a "tch" noise, crossing his arms before he blatantly turns his head in the other direction. dito has heavily mixed feelings on this guy, but if there's something for sure he knows that the other is definitely annoying.

annoying, but still intriguing in a sense considering that hyde literally delivered a corpse to him and proceeded to eat its heart in front of him. disgusting.

disgusting, and yet dito likes it, because it means there's another freak here just as weird as him.

not that he particularly wants to be associated with the other. not now, at least, while things are so indecisive -- but at least this place is turning out to be one hell of a fucked up world. he loves that.

he turns away from hyde, visibly tilting his head up to look at the ceiling just os he doesn't look at the other now!! ]

[dangernoises]

[ WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE THIS?? DITO NO...

Okay well, that was enough to make Hyde walk up to him and leans over from the side to give them a look. ]

Eh? Eh? Cant get enough of me already?

[ His arm is in a shoddy sling, honestly his arm is never gunna heal like this. ]

[necrophily]

[ no, no, no don't approach him don't walk over here don't--

fuck.

dito sighs, guessing that since he's being spoken to now, he can at least get snide about it. ]

Actually, I was thinking the ceiling was a lot more interesting than anything or anyone in this room right now...

[ they could at least throw him a bone and describe the murders a little more graphically for him. alas...

but ok, he is marginally curious: ]

What's up with your arm? [ his voice perks up slightly -- ] Is it infected?

[dangernoises]

Ehhh, I broke it climbing up the school. Apparently we arent allowed on the roof, boring. Ended up passing out when I reached the top, fuck. Too bad I didnt die right?

[ WINKS AT HIM. ]

[necrophily]

[ NOT THE WINK.........................

especially after hyde's basically just announced to the entire goddamn school their murder rendezvous. ]

You moron. Did you at least see anything good? Since you didn't die and give me something good to see, anyway.

[dangernoises]

Yeah I fell on a body apparently, Crona said the guts got everywhere was hilarious when I found out about it later.

WHAT DID YOU!! Do though?

[ Implying Dito hasnt dont anything else fucked up like him, as if to imply 'you are slacking.' ]

[necrophily]

[ wait no fuck he missed that --

so he did miss seeing something good. his eyes light up regardless though, his gears turning just thinking about it. ]

Seriously?! Did you get it all over yourself? Oh man, I'm sad I missed that one...

[ but as for his question. sure. why the fuck not? it's not like dito's hiding it. ]

I found a different body. The white-haired guy with the blue eyes. Except he's not recognizable anymore, haha! Oh yeah, and I took his stupid blue eyes, too. I can't wait to see what they look like once they're all disgusting and rotted...

[dangernoises]

[ That gets Hyde to genuinely laugh, the first sort of heartful chuckle. This dudes serious, and he can picture how Chiaki's ghost is probably screaming on the other side of the world. He misses her, that's too bad. Had he known, he would have shoved them in her face and been annoying about her senpai dying. But then the whacko - Natsume. Had to off her. ]

HAHAHA!! DON'T! Let them fuckin' hear, if they do they're gunna try to stab you next.

[ Hyde would love to see that actually, what sort of Reaction would Dito make if he got stab? He is enjoying thinking about it. ]

It's too bad the bitch he killed after wasn't alive, we coulda put them in her desk or shoved them in her bento or somethin'.

[necrophily]

They're not gonna stab me in the goddamn meeting about stabbing people.

[ he's at least confident about that.

most of these guys are pussies in a place that's practically welcoming them to engage in deranged shit. where's all the other undesirables like him?

well, he supposes hyde counts. ]

Haha. No. They're in my desk right now. I know the bodies don't stick around, but at least parts of them can, right?

[ maybe he should put his locker to good use... ]

"They're not gonna stab me in the goddamn meeting about stabbing people." help

[dangernoises]

... Oh? I dont know about that, they kinda wildin'

[ Hyde snorts at the revelation. ]

Yeah youre right, pretty sure some of the freaks here have body parts too. I can smell it on them.

[ Okay no really, he probably could honestly. I hate it about him. He sits on a desk now, his legs folded on it because he's tired of standing. ]

SOOOOOOO .... [ You know like when someone likes you and theyre trying too hard to get you to talk and say soooo, like that. ] You like body parts?

[necrophily]

[ really, hyde...

dito shoots the other an unimpressed look, scoffing at the question. ]

You're really gonna ask me that?

[ after what hyde watched him do... ]

I'm more of an innards guy, I guess.

[ grindr profile description material ]

[dangernoises]

[ !?!? YEAH REALLY . ]

Okay I'll remember that. [ Cue the reasoning for the heart. ] So you never did tell me shit about yourself? [ This really turning into a grindr level date night. ] Come on someone fucked like you gotttaaa have stories.

[necrophily]

[ not hyde will remember that......... ]

Maybe if you tell me something good yourself.

[ all he knows about hyde is that he's a crazy fuck???

but it's whatever. he supposes he's already humoring him.

so he crosses his arms and leans back against the desk opposite to hyde. ]

Even though you're not gonna get half of anything I might tell you...

[ they really are just having a date rn in the family meeting huh ]

[dangernoises]

Hauhhhh...?

[ Asking about him? Hyde slides against a desk if he wasn't already. Or along it, he's lounging, getting himself comfortable because apparently this is totally a date. In the middle of a meeting about murder. ]

This isn't my true form - when I got summoned the thingy [ Yes 'Thingy,' because he cant for the life of him find a correct and simple word for it other than this. ] that summoned me. Took my damn body away - ya know? I should have teeth, claws, and look like a BIG fat beast. With a poison breath and everything - I WAS SOOOO cool. Now I have to look like this.

[ He lays upon the desk on his side, as if this simple fact were the very disappointment of his life. ] Ya act like, you got it better than me?