yogen | player event: fundraiser

dorm fundraiser log

Just for the weekend, the classrooms 3-A and 3-B have been transformed into a host club and a maid cafe, respectively. The students are free to come and go as they please, as well as bring their parents, siblings and whoever else to come help raise funds for the dorms. The promotional poster hangs on the wall between the classrooms, its' artist unknown and left uncredited.

CLASSROOM 3-A

Aka the temporary home of a maid cafe. Decorated mostly in golds and blues, just for today, the students can indulge the illusion of being a Master and having some semblance of control in their lives.

The cafe serves coffee, tea, placebo love potions that taste like strawberry soda, omurice donated by the cooking club with an option to request a message written in ketchup, and a variety of sweets, including baked goods prepared by the transfer students. Some of our cute maids include Kaede, Nene, Natsume, Noah, and, for a very brief time, Rika — though she quickly leaves to tend to the love spell booth. A little far off from that happens to be the kissing booth, ran by Subaru and Komaeda, as well as the charm-selling booth ran by Natsume. Any treats the students offered up for sale will be displayed on a makeshift menu written down on the chalkboard, with slightly-exaggerated prices, because this is a fundraiser and we can't have people skimp out.

CLASSROOM 3-B

Next up, the host club, with Lucifer, Sara, Hinata, Komaeda, Hajun, Gundham and Subaru working in shifts to appease the picky tastes of any students who feel like becoming a refined Ojou-sama.

Just like the Maid cafe, the Host club offers a variety of foods donated by the students, with an additional option to order an alcohol-less champagne, which is really just bubbly soda served in a champagne glass. But, you know, for the realism... A bit further into the classroom, you'll find Gundham's cartomancy booth, as well as Shuichi's lost & found booth. You're free to request as many hosts as you want for the occasion, and make them drink as much of the bubbly soda as you wish, all for a price, of course — and if someone's stomach starts to hurt, well... that's why they take turns!

HALLWAY

The festivities take part long before you enter either classroom, however...

Outside, you can find little Turing, who's all dressed up and eager to help and provide information about the boths, as well as our lovely Elizabeth, who, on top of making snow cones with her very fearsome persona, is offering quick-and-easy introductions for each maid and host, to make your choice that much simpler! Simply name whoever you're interested in, and you'll get to hear a witty line about them:

Nene

"A cute girl with a smile that's sure to heal your heart! The Sheep Among The Wolves, Nene Yashiro!"

Kaede

"There's no one better for a motherly, guiding touch! Our Lady of Passion, Kaede Akamatsu!"

Natsume

"Boys in skirts is certainly a bold choice for the year we're in, but if you can make it work... The Double-Crossing Crossdresser, Natsume Sakasaki!"

Noah

"Young but wise in the ways of love, this quiet boy offers an experience like no other! The Epitome of a Youthful Spring, Noah Ebalon!"

Lucifer

"Get lucky and you might just see his morning star rise! The Virtue of Patience, Lucifer!"

Sara

"She's serious and seriously not playing! The Hands-On Detective, Sara Chidouin!"

Komaeda

"The skin of a killer glitters with the light of hope! Despair's Friendly Foe, Nagito Komaeda!"

Hinata

"Even most normal-looking boys have something to offer! The Stand-Out Everyman, Hinata Hajime!"

Hajun

"You can't trust a man with looks this good, can you? The Octopus Trap of the Heart, Hajun Yeon!"

Gundham

"He's a friend to all things, living or dead! Yogen's Catastroprince of Ice, Gundham Tanaka!"

Subaru

"If you're feeling a little lonely tonight, why not make a wish on the first star you see? The Sparkling Knight of the Night Sky, Subaru Akehoshi!"

Well? Have you decided yet?

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All the maids and hosts come equipped with one (1) pair of cat ears and a set of clothes prepared by the sewing club, if you don't have your own attire.

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All the background people who are helping with the organizational stuff, as well as cooking, cleaning, etc, can feel free to wear the cat ears, too!

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Feel free to mingle, join in as a volunteer host/maid late, get dragged in to do work, leave your posts, whatever else you feel like doing, tbh.

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Cause too much trouble for anyone, though, and Rika's gonna come bonk you with her sword. Or Liz with Thanatos, whoever's there first.

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Any complaints can be directed to our offcial organizer, Ishimaru Kiyotaka. Bless his heart.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Noah sits on the table and manspreads because the boys of the Ebalon family were not taught to close their legs when they wear skirts. Listen there's like 30 layers under this dress it's fine.]

Ghosts? Really? Huh... [Pause.] Do you think they're killable?

...

How can you kill a ghost? They're already dead. You can't kill them twice as hard.

Y-yeah? You can?

[You totally can!]

It's like how you can kill illusions which are basically the same thing?

Illusions aren't people. [except she pauses after that because she has some life experience that would make that arguable but that is not relevant.] Ghosts are people. They're just dead people.

No, but you can totally kill someone who's already dead.

[Admittedly that kinda makes his heart sink a bit because Clamor, but. It's fine.]

There are ways to do it. If they become tangible, you can cut their heads off or something.

...

Noah. I am not saying that you couldn't probably physically kill a ghost. I am saying you can't kill them because they're still people.

...

......

.........

Ohhh.

[Yeah, that makes more sense.]

Oh, but you can banish them, probably.

To where? [NOAH SHE'D BEEN KINDA HOPING YOU'D BE ON BOARD WITH HER MERCY RUN PLAN BUT NOW SHE'S A LIL WORRIED]

I dunno... but if they're dangerous, can't you banish them? Aren't ghosts supposed to "move on" to the spirit world or something?

I don't wanna send them anywhere bad. I mean, they're already dead; they've been through enough. [sighs] When we thought we had a ghost back home, we just wanted to... stop it, I guess. From scaring people. We didn't really think past that part.

[...] But, the ghost was just a guy in a sheet, so it's not like that ended up being a problem. This probably won't be somebody in a sheet, though.

[but maybe it will who knows.]

[What if that's just the problem, though.]

I didn't mean bad. There's a ton of books where the characters talk about how the spirits need to "move on", you know? I don't know if those places are bad or not, I just know ghosts aren't supposed to be here.

...wait, how'd you stop the guy in a sheet? I feel like I'm missing a story.

Oh, it was just another day. [waves hand dismissively] I think we stopped him with... Ziggy had made some really icky jelly... thing in class earlier, so we poured that on the floor and he got stuck in it and then it was just, "Oh, it's Robbie, there's no ghosts."

[wistfully] I'd love some problems I could fix with pouring jelly on the floor.

[Just another day, huh...]

Yeah, me too... wouldn't that just be great. [Noah rolls his eyes. He's tired of this place.] So this Robbie guy pulled a prank on you or what?

Usually, there's some kind of... scheme, or plot, I guess? That time was pretty much just to mess with us. He probably spied on us and heard Trixie talking about ghosts and was like, "Oh, perfect, a way to torment those annoying brats!" [this goes unappreciated by noah but she does do a scarily accurate impression right there.]

[It's really too bad it goes unappreciated by Noah, truly.]

He sounds kind of nasty. Who torments kids for fun?

[Oh, Noah, if only you knew...]

He's a villain; it's pretty much his job. Like, literally.

Sometimes, it's... fun, though. Like games. It's not like here; you know nobody will end up getting seriously hurt, and everything goes back to normal after we're done playing. [a pause] I miss him as much as all the others. It's all home, to me.

...you can get a job as a villain where you come from?

[Like, people Noah would consider "villainous" are heinous, evil people who want to end the world and stuff, and sure you can sign up for that by joining that cult he's always on about, but also it comes with the risk of Noah coming after you to stab you.

You don't get paid for being evil, basically.]

...I miss home too, but... it's no less dangerous than here. I'll just wind up returning to another battlefield.

I mean, it'd be pretty boring if being a hero was just about saving cats from trees, right? It's all really complicated; there's this magazine that ranks them and everything. Sometimes it gets delivered to my uncle's house by mistake. [and she just politely never tells the other kids that robbie is 9 ranks lower than a chihuahua it's fine.]

... Sometimes I wish you guys were all from nice places. But, then we'd all be useless, so that probably wouldn't work out very well.

player event: fundraiser

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