August Event
Please let August be better than July I'm begging
✽ Due to 10+ classes raising their ranks last month, ALL characters have access to the courtyard via the door in the locker area and the windows facing the courtyard.
✽ Characters with 1-10 tallies are not able to get any further past the end of the courtyard before they fall unconscious; characters with 10-20 can get halfway to the pool building before the same happens to them; characters with 20+ tallies can reach the pool building but unfortunately, the door is on the other side. There are no windows on the walls, but from the clocktower, characters can see that it has a glass ceiling, though they are unable to see inside.
✽ Outside, there is no breeze, and it occasionally rains ash.
✽ Characters going up to the 4th floor will feel that the door is warm to the touch, and will occasionally open (see: missions)
✽ The student store opens, with the door propped open with a doorstopper. The npc running the storeis currently not interested in conversation, but may be available for threading in the future and is available for threading in the toplevel below. Please see the updated bonus activity page for more information.
✽ Posted on the bulletin board and also handed to each club president before break is the notice that proof of club activity is due at the end of break. Please submit these proofs in the toplevel below.
✽ There is another ad on the bulletin board advertising an exchange student program for the month of October. Applications will be taken until the end of August, and there is a 300 merit point fee. Sister cities include Death City, Devildom, Ishigami Village, Lanling, LazyTown, and Maiami City.
✽ Characters with 1-10 tallies are not able to get any further past the end of the courtyard before they fall unconscious; characters with 10-20 can get halfway to the pool building before the same happens to them; characters with 20+ tallies can reach the pool building but unfortunately, the door is on the other side. There are no windows on the walls, but from the clocktower, characters can see that it has a glass ceiling, though they are unable to see inside.
✽ Outside, there is no breeze, and it occasionally rains ash.
✽ Characters going up to the 4th floor will feel that the door is warm to the touch, and will occasionally open (see: missions)
✽ The student store opens, with the door propped open with a doorstopper. The npc running the store
✽ Posted on the bulletin board and also handed to each club president before break is the notice that proof of club activity is due at the end of break. Please submit these proofs in the toplevel below.
✽ There is another ad on the bulletin board advertising an exchange student program for the month of October. Applications will be taken until the end of August, and there is a 300 merit point fee. Sister cities include Death City, Devildom, Ishigami Village, Lanling, LazyTown, and Maiami City.

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[Alright what the fuck.
Lucifer is not someone who very easily shows expression on his face unless it's a) to look smug as all fuck and b) to look angry as all fuck, and he normally wears a resting bitch face of a type. However, however... today? Today he's baffled, outwardly fucking baffled, regarding the bulletin board with a look of absolute confusion that soon after melts away into disdain.
Why. What? Why. Why the Devildom.
It's no secret that Lucifer's home is the Devildom, as he's made it very clear that he is in fact The Morning Star himself, yadda yadda, let's skip over the eighteen billion different names scholars have given him over the years for once. He's also made it clear that he was previously faculty on the Devildom's university for demons, a university which in prior years has accepted exchange students from both the human world and Celestial Realm alike, in exchange for demons going to those two worlds to study there. In fact, he's invited several people to take part in the exchange program once they're out of here.
This? He did not authorize. He's had no contact with Lord Diavolo to authorize such a thing. This isn't a way out; it's suspicious at best and a death trap at most. No, no, absolutely not. He cannot — he will not — let this go through, if he can help it.
(Unfortunately, like most things here, Lucifer cannot control them, something he personally sees as a direct insult.)]
This is madness.
[Of a type, certainly.]
⛧ Uhh, Whatcha Got There?
[Lucifer is... well, not the pinnacle of masculinity or whatever, but he definitely doesn't look the part of a man who should be carrying around stuffed animals. In particular, you might spot him walking around today with this adorable thing tucked under one arm like it's the most casual thing in the world.
The sheep plushie is massive, about half the size of Lucifer's torso, and seems to be in perfect condition. It has a blue bow around its neck because blue is apparently the colour of Pride, though it does stand out greatly against his typical wardrobe of reds. He doesn't seem to be doing anything special, just... sort of walking around with it. Lucifer has the tendency to patrol the halls, after all, it's just he has a special guest today.
If you approach and ask him about it, he might tell you about how the plush reminds him of someone he knows, and follow that up with a story about this mysterious person. They must be important to him, given the way his gaze softens.]
⛧ Wildcard
Hello yes, I'm manifesting a good August. If you would like a Pride Demon for all your Pride Demon Needs, feel free to slap me with a prompt of your own or hit me up on Discord/
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But outwardly, he just sighs. ]
It's on purpose, isn't it? Doing this so-called 'exchange program'?
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[Who's dumb enough to spend that many points and fall for this? People who want out more than to be rational, he supposes, but still. The worst part is that Lucifer doesn't know where this came from or what the endpoint is, and that frustrates him beyond belief.
He turns to Meng Yao, arms folded over his chest.]
Don't tell me that there's a city you recognize on this list as well.
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[ Meng Yao wonders more and more what would happen to those who take part in it.
Likely nothing good. But if he can get a glimpse somehow...well. He'll think about it. ]
...Lanling. [ ... ] I suppose some congratulations are in order to them. What with them not lacking in their mind games.
[ He sounds a little bitter right now. ]
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[Lucifer gives pause and then shakes his head. He has no idea if Meng Yao is familiar at all, if the young man found himself on the elevator ride into hell or not, so:]
I'm assuming you know what I'm referring to?
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[ He believes he can imagine how it would look.
Decimated by the Wen Clan, and the few he's ever cared about dead. ]
It is likely to be as you said. Though, I must wonder why they are trying to have every single one of us view an alternate version of our worlds.
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[He breathes a sigh. A demon is a demon, and Lucifer will never be morally upstanding, but even he can admit this situation is fucked up. And thanks to a certain someone from back home, he has a soft spot for humans now.]
...reprehensible, honestly. That being said, I do not believe a single person within the confines of this prison know how to get home. Another likely explanation for feeling the need to show us alternate realities of our homeworlds is, perhaps, to convince us that staying here is better somehow? It's a poor theory at best, but I have no other explanations.
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[ That's the concerning part of the notice to Minato, who would have jumped at the chance to explore any one of these new places if he were given the chance, except he doesn't have a single merit point to his name and will never earn any.
Either way, 300 merit points is either a lot or very little, depending on the conversion fee from point to yen. ]
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[Lucifer is swift to jump into his actual point, however, punctuating his statement with the smallest of sighs.]
I'm more referring to the fact that my home, the Devildom, is listed as an exchange program here. Historically-speaking, our university — which I was on the faculty of — does offer such things, but I was not consulted on it, nor have I had contact with the school's owner, Lord Diavolo, in... several months now. There is not a thing in this world he wouldn't tell me. If he were able to put an exchange program in place here, why would he not contact me about it?
[He shakes his head, distraught.]
This whole thing seems incredibly suspicious.
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If you're here, someone's probably subbing for your faculty positions, right? Maybe... this is Lord Diavolo's way of contacting you?
[ Maybe there's some secret meaning to this, but Minato can't see it when he goes back to looking at the poster. No Gekkoukan High... though he wonders if he would return if given the opportunity. ]
If he agreed... maybe it's because he wants you to come back.
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Someone has to be subbing, or I would imagine anyway... Diavolo cannot go so long without a right-hand. [Barbatos is usually the left!] ...It's either that, or this whole thing is a sick trick. I'd love to come back home, but alas, I doubt luck is in my favour.
[Much akin to the wish board way back when. Lucifer can still recall how upset some people were when looking at the board and wondering, at what point, they wrote those wishes — or who wrote them for them, in any case.
He shakes his head. Now isn't the time to seem so perturbed in front of a much younger student. So, moving on,]
I apologise for not giving you my name sooner. I am Lucifer. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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So you're Mr. Lucifer... Your food was highly recommended at the cafe last month.
[ More like Lucifer's name was mentioned and Minato immediately went "I want that one" but same thing ]
My name's Minato.
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[He lets his brothers take the reigns, of course, but Beelzebub usually eats all of the ingredients and Belphegor usually sleeps through dinner, and Mammon... kind of can't cook anything but ramen, so...]
A well-balanced diet is important to promote growth, after all. You can't subsist off of the vending machine for the duration of your stay here.
[Some people are doing it, and he knows it, and when Lucifer finds them he's going to make them sit down and eat actual food. ...except for the kitchen ingredients aren't restocking due to summer break and so this month, everyone gets a pass. The future, however, is full of good food.]
You needn't be so formal with me, however. Just "Lucifer" is alright.
[Calling him "mister" makes it seem like he's ancient, which he is, and he definitely looks the role considering his grey tips and the laugh lines on his face, but... He's not a "mister" and he's definitely not a boomer who doesn't understand technology like roombas, okay?]
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⛧ Uhh, Whatcha Got There?
Oh my gosh, it looks so sooooft!!
a smoothie (I'm sorry)
Here's the literal Avatar of Pride crouching before her to hold out this plushie. She can squeeze and hold and pet all she likes.]
It's quite soft, yes. I found it laying around... it reminds me of someone from back home, so I've kept it, as corny as that sounds coming from a man of my stature. You're free to hold it if you'd like.
[Nene, frankly, is baby, and Lucifer accepts and embraces this.]
don't be
and nene does not fully register the meaning of the Literal Avatar of Pride crouching before her to hold out a sheep plushie, instead delightedly moving to hug it instantly, burying her face in the soft 'wool'. the power she holds... )
If it was a hamster, it'd be 1000% perfect. ( it being a sheep is also perfect, but like. hamhams. even as she speaks, she's a little muffled bc she's not completely willing to draw away from the plushie, yet. ) Thank you, Mr. Lucifer!!
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[Says the man who wears a suit and tie and calls it "casual".]
If I find something hamster-related, I'll be sure to give it to you. As it stands, I haven't found something like that, but surely something will show up eventually...
[Disclaimer: Lucifer will not give it to Nene if it's fucking horrifying or if it's Gundham's legitimate actual pet hamsters that have gone missing. Maybe he'll find another stuffed animal lying around, though... hm....]
Rather comically, I found this with the black cat, though it did not bother to approach me when I walked into the room. I've met unfriendly cats before, [like Satan's cat which he trained to attack Lucifer on sight,] but this one takes the cake.
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I have a hamster back home! His name is Black Canyon. But... my parents work a lot. So I'm really worried about him.
( she's sure with how long it's been, her parents must know by now, and mama would take up taking care of her hamster as a coping mechanism- like when nene was really sick once, when her first hamster was around. but...
hanako showed up months later with the same thing being what they remembered last. what if... what if no one realizes they're gone at all? this thought gets the plushie another squeeze. )
Ah- I think the black cat was napping on the maid dress I used for the fundraiser, actually. And it was one I had before too- when Hanako-kun, Kou-kun and I helped out at a spirit cafe in a boundary.
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[It's Satan bullying hours at all hours of the day, baybee.]
That black cat sure is something. Although, when I found my whip again, the black cat was playing with it... I wonder if it gets bored here with nothing to do. I haven't seen any cat toys around.
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⛧ Bulletin Board
Has it gotten you this time?
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It has.
[His tone is somber, and Lucifer points with a gloved finger toward the word Devildom.]
Apparently, so I've surmised, an exchange program to the Devildom has been set up here. However, this strikes me as odd, as when I left school was still in mid-session, and Diavolo wouldn't restart the exchange program without me, and— to be frank, if he knew about this place, it makes me wonder if he knows I'm here and not there.
[It's not real, obviously. Lucifer knows better than to think of this as a real thing.]
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sidney doesn't remove his hand, especially not when lucifer looks at him like that. if anything, he pulls him just a bit closer, in his own way. he's here- he's here. )
I see.
This place is cruel. For me, it hit me with my family and private thoughts- for you, your home... If people even can leave with this exchange program, I suspect it will be not unlike the elevator. As for Diavolo... I'm sure that anyone in your life would readily do what it takes to get you back, if they knew where you were. This feels more like a cruel joke, honestly.
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I suspect much the same. I consider myself lucky not to have seen an alternate version of my own world, and I suppose the school — or whatever presides over it — is furious with me for my lack of emotional torment.
[It's not easy to torment Lucifer in the first place. He shuts down and puts his emotions somewhere else.]
...That said, I agree with you, though sometimes I feel as though my brothers might think they're better off without me.
[Oh, that's... hm.]
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I have more and more reason to suspect it feeds off of negative emotion and death, so... that tracks. But I'm proud of you for avoiding the same hells others have endured.
As for your brothers... even if they think it for a little while, I'm sure they'll come back for you. Moods like that don't last long- especially not when it's been months. My sister got the same way. I did too. It can happen. But it doesn't last- not without it being deserved.
( but, he thinks, don't let this become a weakness that yogen can latch onto. it can't get him too. )
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[He'd rather not have anyone see the broken version of his homeland, though. Especially not Stephanie, who had to hear the sounds of a child getting mauled. The gentler part of Lucifer that he once swore didn't exist just hopes she's alright after that.]
...you're correct, though. I recognize that you are. Ah, that household would almost certainly fall apart without me.
[Then why, why oh why, does his laugh sound so weak in that moment? Like he's trying to convince himself that someone's actually looking for him...]
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i FINALLY get to use this icon
:D
me writing this tag like "haha"
man the retroactive foreshadowings amazing
i hate us sometimes
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