8/30, h.adams

[decrypter]

Hello to all reading this! I hope you are well.

It is good to know that we have been given the gift of dormitories and now will no longer need to sleep in the school. However, I have been notified that we will need to choose roommates to sleep alongside us and live with us, given the amount of space available.

To make it simpler and to try and lessen discord, I propose that we can put something down here on this post, with our names and if we have any certain wishes or requirements for those we will be roomed with. Hopefully this can aid anyone in need. I will be putting up my own advertisement as well if anyone is uncertain.

Thank you for your time.

-H.A.

Comments

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

- NO FLIRTING WITH MY ULTIMATE CLASSMATES IN THE DORMS. THEY'RE ALL MINE.
- DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING FUNNY. I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE THE ULTIMATES LAUGH IN THIS SCHOOL.
- NO FLEXING. DON'T TRY AND IMPRESS MY ULTIMATE CLASSMATES.
- MUST SAY "WHAT DA CAT DOING" EVERY TIME YOU SEE LILY MAY AND BEV DO SOMETHING RATHER MUNDANE.

Thank you for reading this post, happy roommate hunting!

r.amami

[sisters]

?

[decrypter]

What is an ultimate classmate, Komaeda?

un: a.kijima

[bloodmetries]

if you ever wonder why i'm beating your ass just think about this post

un: a.kurusu

[wildcarding]

what da cat doing

[ the only rule worth following ]

[contrarily]

ima do all of these except the last one
fuck u

s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

[okay he sort of gets ultimates things also he read komaeda's replies to helena—]

but i like saichan

[overlordofice]

Greetings, mortals. I am Gundham Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice! Were this a perfect world, I would have my own place to rest. However, I am seeking others with whom to room with.

My only requests are that those who are brave enough to take me on as a dark companion should be fine with bugs and animals, and with magic from time to time, as I am brushing up on my arcane arts. Fear not, no harm shall come to you; I am quite adept at my practices.

Should you dare to ask anything else of me, you may reply to this and I shall respond posthaste.

[radnarok]

Do you eat the bugs?

[decrypter]

Roommates sought for the foreseeable future. By necessity, I would like my roommates to be more inclined to tidiness and not too loud in the evening hours. In return I can promise the same, and have no preference as to where the room is located or what section I can take up.

While I cannot offer much in the way of material benefits, I would be happy to assist in any studies in order to contribute some to the room, and will have no complaints regarding whatever decor is chosen.

-Helena Adams

[mermaidcursed]

shinobu-nee and i have extra room. we have a bunk bed and two regular beds, what would you prefer?

[radnarok]

Oooooh do I have to do this... i mean its fine I can sleep in the hall if nobody wants me around.

Um lets see my name is Crona. I don't know how old I am but I have classes in 3-A.

I like rooms with corners and lights that turn on! that's all.

s.meanswell

[closewithnewintown]

[... oh god she feels horrible.]

I have an empty bed in the room I got!





... also how do you not know how old you are?

un: k.ishimaru

[moraloutrage]

My name is Kiyotaka Ishimaru. I am from Class 2-E, and I am also a member of the student council. I am thrilled at the addition of the dorms and the new comforts that shall come with them for us transfer students! However, it seems that rooming with others will be necessary after all.

I would be happy to room with someone else! As long as they fit my criteria, of course! Any roommates should be male, as sharing a room with the opposite gender is simply inappropriate! Furthermore, be well aware that I run a tight ship! I want to keep the room clean and orderly, so I would prefer to room with others who would adhere to those ideals! Anyone rooming with me should be a diligent student, or at the very least someone seeking the guidance of someone like me to improve on themselves!

Thank you! I will be happy to receive any replies!

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

Only other Ultimates reply to this post.

un: r.kawai

[contrarily]

berries and cream berries and cream im a little lad who likes berries and cream

( she's not looking for a roommate but she wants to get involved )

[commences]

?

[decrypter]

I am hopeful that one day we will be able to get fresh berries. I miss them too.

[that's what you meant, right?]

[crystallomancy]

Little Viper, Please Don't Spam The Little Bat's Helpful Post. It's Bad Enough That Nagito-kun Commented First.

a.shiratori

[auditions]

will no longer need to sleep in the school.

what do you mean "no longer"?

n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

( shiratori........... could it be? well, if it is, sakasaki is a rare enough last name to spark some familiarity. )

The Dormitories Were In A State Of Disrepair Prior To This Past Month, So Those With Nowhere Else To Go Either Slept In The School In Secret Or Found Other Accommodations.

( other students use the network.... other NORMAL students do.... he has to make this look less criminal. )

s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

[...!]

dwbi it doesnt matter anymore ☆
we have real beds now!!!!!!!!!

un: a.kurusu

[wildcarding]

i'm sure you still could if you wanted to. on top of the lockers is my personal rec.

[ though he only had to do it for one month... ]

un: v.elizabeth

[elevelvetor]

( Oh, what a wonderful idea... Well then. )

I do not require sleep, so I will hold off on claiming a room. Instead, I shall wander the halls like a ronin, waiting for my guest to find a place to curl up and sleep instead.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say that if one needs to use the elevator in the later hours of the night, please bring a note signed by your parent or guardian.

[commences]

make pillows in home ec, and place them on top of the elevator.
there's a hatch up there, right?