8/30, h.adams

[decrypter]

Hello to all reading this! I hope you are well.

It is good to know that we have been given the gift of dormitories and now will no longer need to sleep in the school. However, I have been notified that we will need to choose roommates to sleep alongside us and live with us, given the amount of space available.

To make it simpler and to try and lessen discord, I propose that we can put something down here on this post, with our names and if we have any certain wishes or requirements for those we will be roomed with. Hopefully this can aid anyone in need. I will be putting up my own advertisement as well if anyone is uncertain.

Thank you for your time.

-H.A.

Comments

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Sorry, that was not a valid response.

ISHIMARU KIYOTAKA is looking for Ultimates to share his time, and his entire life with. Anything below the preferred type is ignored, especially if they lack talents. He is searching for someone who likes cats, loves to talk about their talents, enjoy a nice walk around the courtyard as the air brushes against their face until 9PM. At the stroke of midnight is when evil deeds will come to fruition, especially ones that are not safe for children, or anyone with a knife involved.

Would you like to buy a location to spend time with an Ultimate?

Text YES or NO.

[moraloutrage]

This is just becoming nonsensical now! Any interested parties please ignore any and all of those messages!

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Text YES or NO.

[moraloutrage]

NO!

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Congratulations, we have updated your choice on the removal process, and you will remain subscribed to these auto generated messages!
We're happy to see that you aren't going anywhere!

Type YES to continue.

[closewithnewintown]

kiyotaka it's just komaeda his name is literally on the post

[moraloutrage]

I am well aware of that! But even so, nothing I do can get these messages to stop!

[closewithnewintown]

but they're not

I'll get them to stop, okay? I'm really good at computers! Pixel taught me about "ethical hacking."

[moraloutrage]

You are? I had no idea!

Normally I would not approve of something like hacking. But if it is considered to be ethical, it should be alright! You have my support!

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@ s.meanswell

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@ s.meanswell

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@ s.meanswell

[closewithnewintown]

komaeda stop being mean or I'll put a lizard in your bed and it'll eat all your spiders.

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?

[closewithnewintown]

the spiders that live in your hair and control your brain.

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i don't have those?

[closewithnewintown]

that's just what a bunch of spiders puppetting a human body would say.

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my feelings... hurt...

[closewithnewintown]

spiders don't have feelings. that's why they're awful bullies that take advantage of well-meaning people.

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you're the only one, so saying person will suffice.

[closewithnewintown]

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I didn't mean me?