Ah! You called me that again, so better than that... I'll read it aloud to you.

( he pulls out his pda, going to this post specifically where he stands up so that npckun can't take the device. )

"Help! A friend of mine recently got into their very first relationship!" ( he feigns as gasp, looking over to npckun. ) "and they're too scared to ask the forums for advice themselves, so they're making me do it!" ...Ah, poor Denko being the one to explain the news to everyone on the network.

( he laughs, shaking his head. ) What do you think so far?