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subaru "show-off hot quasi-scatterbrain" akehoshi ([personal profile] starrypoint) wrote in [community profile] yogen2021-10-01 08:00 am

☆ now's your chance to be a ☆ | un: s.akehoshi

plenty of fun things to do at the

~*student store~*~


gamble!
commission pieces of work!
(clay is best! foxes are seasonal!)
buy beautiful sparkling shining gemstones!
chat up the cute shopkeeper!

walk through that door today and meet the suncatcher of your dreams!

special for the month of october!
pumpkins!
spiders!
cobwebs!
masks!

prices you won't see anywhere else, here! at the student store!

support your local business today!

at the

~*~student store~*~

when you're here, you're one of a kind!

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[personal profile] commences 2021-10-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, you are subscribed to DEALER'S CHOICE, where we, the Dealers, offer you various opportunities at a low, low, low, price of 9000000000000000000000000000000000000 Merit Points.

Hello Friend,

I work with a Diplomatic Corp that holds special and valuable consignments for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy. We work in collaboration with top firms all over the world as we have earned a name as a service whose hallmarks in reliability and confidentiality are revered. International missions, Diplomats, Embassies of the world have used our services to satisfaction. A benefactor has mandated me to get someone that can assist her and her family in retrieving her package containing some amount of money from a Diplomatic Corp. The benefactor and her children have been confined only to their country home and all their calls and movements are monitored, as a result,its absolutely impossible for them to do anything as regards retrieving the money. Their only means of communication is via internet and you are being contacted because your assistance is needed in claiming the funds on their behalf. The amount was accrued from Diamond sales over a period of six years and i ts USD35M (Thirty-Five Mil

These funds are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and has no criminal origin. The funds have nothing to do with any form of illegality and all documentation needed to prove the source of the funds were submitted when the funds were being deposited and these documents would prove the source of the funds and authenticate the fact that the funds are clean and has no links whatsoever with either drugs or terrorism. For your assistance in this transaction,the benefactor and her Children have agreed to give you 30% of the total amount of money which is equivalent to (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) and this role simply entails retrieving the funds on their behalf from the Diplomat in USA and all the information needed to claim the funds would be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting them as well as providing the following information to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the transaction.

01. Your Full Name and Age: ___________________________
02. Your Address and Occupation:___________________
03. Your Telephone Number:________________________
04. Your Fax Number: __________________________
05. Your Mobile Number:_____________________________
06. The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of Residence:_______________

Please get back to me on my personal email; philippalmerp777@gmail.com
I await your response Urgently. With trust, Mr. Philip Palmer.

Type SEND after putting in all your information, Type OTHER to refresh the topic.
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2021-10-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[eyes glazing over...]


01. Noah Leander Austen Caspian Alexander Ebalon, 16
02. N/A, Vengeance-Bringer
03. N/A
04. N/A
05. N/A
06. N/A

SEND
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[personal profile] commences 2021-10-01 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You have been REJECTED for you do not qualify for this advertisement. Instead, with having such low standards, we have found you a job that matches your lack of expertise perfectly.

Howdy, I was scrolling through this site and saw you and couldn’t help but try to get in your bed. I’m a little nervous sending this message, but I'm just hoping you're into these internet hookups as much as I am... I want you to know up front that I have a sweet southern charm and sweet look about me but I also have a legitimate addiction to fighty and anything kinky...

I knew at an early age that I had no gag reflex and as soon as the boys realized I never choke ahah well.... Let's just say I've been keeping my throat busy with boyfriend after boyfriend...Now I've been single for almost 6 months and it's KILLING me!... I grew up riding horses and have strong leg muscles so I'm sure riding YOU for hours would be NO problem ;)... I'm used to playing in the mud soooo having your sweet warm cats on me is actually really exciting... I'd love to feel you shower my slim body with your warm fur sometime.., YEEHAW!

I'm mostly free on Sunday's and I have a little house too that we can meet at... I can't remember if you said you were in a relationship or not but I certainly won't tell...I don't WANT you telling anyone about me either! Most girls would say someone like me is just a big SLUT....so If you wanna rodeo then let’s get together ASAP
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2021-10-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
im ok thank you though im sorry youre being bullied
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[personal profile] commences 2021-10-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Your response has been sent, and we will be sending your mailorder bride to your classroom within two to three business days.
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2021-10-01 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP]

ok thank you how do i send her back to her family
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[personal profile] commences 2021-10-01 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
SYSTEM ERROR.

YOU ARE THE FAMILY
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[personal profile] silentabyss 2021-10-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT READY TO BE MARRIED YET HOLD ON!!!!
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[personal profile] commences 2021-10-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Type YES to elope or NO to church!
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[personal profile] wolfetracks 2021-10-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( at wolfie's encouragement, hi. sidney is confiscating noah's pda for a bit. don't talk to internet bots, son. )