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plenty of fun things to do at the

~*student store~*~

gamble!
commission pieces of work!
(clay is best! foxes are seasonal!)
buy beautiful sparkling shining gemstones!
chat up the cute shopkeeper!

walk through that door today and meet the suncatcher of your dreams!

special for the month of october!
pumpkins!
spiders!
cobwebs!
masks!

prices you won't see anywhere else, here! at the student store!

support your local business today!

at the

~*~student store~*~

when you're here, you're one of a kind!

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01. Noah Leander Austen Caspian Alexander Ebalon, 16
02. N/A, Vengeance-Bringer
03. N/A
04. N/A
05. N/A
06. N/A

SEND

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You have been REJECTED for you do not qualify for this advertisement. Instead, with having such low standards, we have found you a job that matches your lack of expertise perfectly.

Howdy, I was scrolling through this site and saw you and couldn’t help but try to get in your bed. I’m a little nervous sending this message, but I'm just hoping you're into these internet hookups as much as I am... I want you to know up front that I have a sweet southern charm and sweet look about me but I also have a legitimate addiction to fighty and anything kinky...

I knew at an early age that I had no gag reflex and as soon as the boys realized I never choke ahah well.... Let's just say I've been keeping my throat busy with boyfriend after boyfriend...Now I've been single for almost 6 months and it's KILLING me!... I grew up riding horses and have strong leg muscles so I'm sure riding YOU for hours would be NO problem ;)... I'm used to playing in the mud soooo having your sweet warm cats on me is actually really exciting... I'd love to feel you shower my slim body with your warm fur sometime.., YEEHAW!

I'm mostly free on Sunday's and I have a little house too that we can meet at... I can't remember if you said you were in a relationship or not but I certainly won't tell...I don't WANT you telling anyone about me either! Most girls would say someone like me is just a big SLUT....so If you wanna rodeo then let’s get together ASAP

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2/3

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3/3

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im ok thank you though im sorry youre being bullied

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Your response has been sent, and we will be sending your mailorder bride to your classroom within two to three business days.

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[HELP]

ok thank you how do i send her back to her family

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SYSTEM ERROR.

YOU ARE THE FAMILY

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I'M NOT READY TO BE MARRIED YET HOLD ON!!!!

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Type YES to elope or NO to church!

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NO?!

[wolfetracks]

( at wolfie's encouragement, hi. sidney is confiscating noah's pda for a bit. don't talk to internet bots, son. )