Entry tags:
narumin rescue squad
Participants: Clamor, Hanako(npc), Helena, Hikaru(npc), Komaeda, Lucifer, Sara, Shin
Location: Sun 4
Date: ??? nebulously October
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Location: Sun 4
Date: ??? nebulously October
(ooc notes: I will state any possible content warnings in the subject line of the mod response when it comes up. If anything makes you uncomfortable, please tell me so I can back off and refocus the thread.
There will be no tag order, and a mod response will come whenever there's a good point to move the thread along. Please note this means that if you're absent for a day or more, the thread will move on, but I will pace things so that people aren't missing large plot beats.)

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Are you really going to walk for three hours while holding Hikaru-san? Just come on...oh and Clamor please remember to buckle your seatbelt. [ She's going to nag everyone this whole trip. ]
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[Just... Scooping Clamor up and putting him in the passenger's seat.]
Operating this is a little more complex than operating the stovetop. I can teach you how to drive a car later.
[And then calling after Narumi in dad voice,]
Narumi Ito! Get in the car!
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He gets in the car. Sets Satou down on his lap and tugs Hikaru in beside him. They're his wall. ]
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[Clamor reluctantly allows himself to be moved to the next seat over, everyone lives to ride another day. but also... Clamor is disappointed... he really wanted to try driving, but it's Fine, Lucifer would know better........]
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Good news, Narumi is in the car at least.]
Alright. Here's what you need to do to get the car to start.
[And then after that Lucifer explains how to put the car in gear, go, stop, etc etc. Driving lessons begin now. Clamor is now going to drive us to our destination.]
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[ She will correct every time Lucifer may or may not advise them to break traffic laws...a yellow light is NOT a suggestion. Please check your mirrors.
She'll duck back and make sure Narumi's wall (TM) is buckled in.]
Helena, Shin, are you coming? I can sit on the floor...?
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get off the bus and hopefully the people run off because he'll shoot, he'll blow this bus to the fucking nines.
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he points the gun up, shoots twice in the ceiling so that the sun peeks through the holes. )
Out.
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and then Komaeda's firing the gun and so instead of answering her heart is glowing in her chest and she's stepping back VERY quickly.]
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Let's see... so this goes here, and it's the pedal at the bottom to move...?
[his monocle broke so he's squinting to make out the blurry letters on anything... he puts it in neutral. the engine just revs loudly when he pushes on the pedal until either Lucifer or Sara correct him on that. unfortunately, the damage is already done—clearly you need to push harder to make it go, so
about 15 seconds after starting the car Clamor floors it, briefly veering onto the sidewalk and narrowly missing Helena before crashing directly into a lamppost.
the airbags go off. hope everyone was buckled.]
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[It's too late because Clamor sends them all careening into a lamppost and Lucifer braces against the airbag impact, momentarily checking after the initial accident to see if everyone in the backseat is fine before he's full stop turning to Clamor to help him get out of airbag city.]
...it was a valiant first attempt, my love. Are you alright?
[Lucifer's checking to see if Clamor got hurt. Fuck the rest of y'all you can check yourselves for injuries, right now there's a distressed bird brushing his hands over Clamor's face to make sure glass didn't like, cut him or something.]
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[He calls back, because the car is already full and no way is he going in the trunk or in a seat where he's got someone on the floor and he's going to go ahead and guess Helena wouldn't enjoy that either...
and then Clamor crashes it.
You know what he's just going to ignore Komaeda doing a stick em up because this seems entirely in keeping with Komaeda, he's half-running over to the crashed car, scarf tugging at Helena twice to follow before loosening so she's not Straight Up Yanked behind him.]
A-are... I-is everyone okay!?
[He's putting his hand on one of the backseat doors and fogging up the window with his panting assuming there are still windows, he's going to knock and then attempt to open the door and eventually some part of him gets worried slash impatient enough that one of the scarms rolls into a fist and uh. Punches the window in, to Shin's utter surprise as much as anyone else's but he's poking his head inside after both of them paw-pry the edges out I hope you all like safety glass.]
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Oowww... [ Petting Satou for moral support. ] Clamor, you only need to push it a little. And make sure you're in the right gear. And check your mirrors before you make...ow...a turn.
[ That's all the time she gets before Shin punches the window in like some kind of horror movie monster and Sara screams and holds up the dog like it will protect her from Sou trying to murder them for the crime of trying to kill Helena with a car (not her fault!!) ]
Waaaah! I'm sorry I didn't mean for Clamor to hit her, he's just learning! [ Kill them not her!! ] He's only good at magic not driving, but he really wants to drive so you have to be supportive Sou! I'm sorry!
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[he's fine.
the car is not fine, tho. rip the toyota corolla but the bus is the better size for this group anyway, let its death not be in vain... Clamor is just gonna try to open the door and shakily get out of the car and maybe someday he'll be brave enough to try driving again.
opening the door on Narumi's side before realizing he got knocked out, Clamor will at least try to catch him if he falls out rip]
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...Helena's fine, Sara. He just missed us.
[IT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE and he's fine as well, thanks for asking but no hhhh he's not going to think about what would have happened if Helena did get hit lets place that in the box of more things to have nightmares about at 3am.
The scarm finds the handle and Shin pulls his head out as it tugs it open, moving back in to the doorway and then Lucifer yells and he freezes like a deer in headlights or someone caught stealing from the kitchen at midnight halfway through the motion.]
I-I... it was that! [Pointing at the scarf which is very much attached to him and is still holding the door open with his free hand. He's just full on panicked this came out of left field he's not prepared okay he actually is going to die actually this must be what a heart attack feels like.] I didn't have anything to do with it!
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Lucifer rubs his temples with his index fingers.]
...I apologise for frightening you.
[He's just going to... get out of the car... maybe driving with Clamor reminds him a bit of having to teach Asmo to drive a little bit it's fine he only had several heart attacks, he's an old man.
Lucifer proceeds to try to help with Narumi at least, and with Clamor who's presently in shock it seems...
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He picks up Narumi under one arm like luggage, slings Hikaru's unconscious ass over that same shoulder with the other, and then lifts Clamor with his free hand also like a luggage. This is so much.]
I suppose we take the bus, then.
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going to be driving off, maybe, but he's jk so he stops not too far ahead. )
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Someone should go get Helena while he's setting everyone down and wrapping wings around Clamor I'm sorry he's like this.]
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...let's just get on the bus.
[Which is... rapidly leaving thanks Komaeda. He's going to swivel his head and look for Helena because doing headcounts is just his habit now. He'll go over to where she's hiding and ask quietly if she's okay (the answer is obviously no but you have to ask) and come back with her to and onboard the bus if she's amenable.]
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Where are we going?
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leans into his cozy wing pillow as he prays Komaeda is better at driving than he is]
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