10/31, night || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Help! A Friend Of Mine Recently Got Into Their Very First Relationship And They're Too Scared To Ask The Forums For Advice Themselves, So They're Making Me Do It! (´・ω・｀)

So, The Story Is... They Fell In Love At First Sight With Their Current Boo And Rushed Right Into A Relationship! Σ(´・ω・｀) Now They're At A Loss About What To Do With Them!

If Anyone Can Give Them Some Relationship And Love Advice... Don't Hesitate! They'll Appreciate All Kinds Of Answers!

Comments

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but i hear you sleeping every night, would people who aren't having an affair be able to do that?

[crystallomancy]

( ksjsjfj )

I Should've Put A Hit On You While I Could.

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i'm right, we've been having this affair for awhile now...
since this is a post about romance, i think i should finally tell you sakasaki-kun...

you can hit on me any time, but i just cannot return those affections...
so let's keep it unrequited, okay?

[crystallomancy]

Lucky For You, I Have Zero Interest In The First Place. You're Not My Type.

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we are quite at the impasse... both of us can't not be interested in one another.
so i'll assume that you're shy...

[crystallomancy]

( ....... )

No, It's Possible For Neither Of Us To Like Each Other.

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such a lonely narration, it's a good thing you're trying to make friends.

[crystallomancy]

I've Always Had Friends.

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you're making that scrunchy face, aren't you?
mhm.. mhm.. i remember what you said about sheep to the pack, you thought i forgot! i would never forget our affair talks.

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( H......HE IS MAKING THAT SCRUNCHY FACE ugh he hates komaeda. )

I'm Not.
And They Aren't Our Affair Talks. That Was Just An Ill-Conceived Date. That You Forced, Because You Were Desperate To Date Me, Or Something.

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( NOT THE FACE, KOMAEDA CAN IMAGINE IT... )

if it's an ill-conceived date, i can trust that you can be the opposite of a poison with someone else...

[crystallomancy]

( ................. )

Naturally.

[commences]

oh... you failed the test.