11/01 | it's your birthday so i know you want to ri-hi-hi-hiiiie out [...] girl you KNOW [SCREAMS]

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un: n.komaeda

a moment of everyone's time please, i hope trash like me asking this won't offend anyone...
today is a special someone's birthday...

( on the pda recently in the day, there's a message that was sent from komaeda to a certain someone, and that could connect a few dots of who this is about, maybe. )

so i'd like you all to wish him a happy birthday here, and i'll show him when i see him again!
if anyone feels inclined, i think for gifts he'd like anything that resembles a dog, and i'm not sure... but he seems like a salad sort of guy.
i'll even pay for services, or it can be out the kindness of your heart! now now, let's start off strong, who wants to type the birthday song?

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[gatetohell]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TAZUNNAAAAAAAAAAAA-KUUUUUUUUN!

[gatetohell]

WE ALMOST DID IT
WE ALMOST FREAKING DID IT, MAN

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can i not be glad for you being born too?

[gatetohell]

it's not my damn birthday!!! You did this for your friend!!

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don't worry, he likes silly things like this.
we can try again if you'd like... i'm sorry trash like me ruined it... i'll remove myself...

[starrypoint]

dont remove urself!!! three people is what makes this work maddy!!!

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...if you say so, i'll do better in this trio.

[starrypoint]

i do say so!!!
ty maddy ☆

[comprises]

[this is all...................so much..................]

it could be tazuna's birthday too for all we know
maybe he's playing hard to get with it.

[stop don't]

i'd love to meet another scorpio.

[starrypoint]

when is ur bday? mines 6/22 so its long past but im having a half birthday in december!!!

[gatetohell]

July 26!
But yours will come back around right?
So we can celebrate then!

[starrypoint]

summer friends!!!
and maybe!

[...]

im a third yr so we'll see but if nothing else ull be invited to my half bday!!!!

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those are familiar numbers, there's companionship born here.

[starrypoint]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU


how oooold are you, how oooold are you, how old is kiri-kuuuuuun ♪

[sorry he's ignoring you too now]

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we should ask him.

[comprises]

you can't just ask a lady her age you two!

[what]

[starrypoint]

ok let me guess
17

[comprises]

nope!

[is he lying or]

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luckily you're kiryuu-kun.
will you divulge the information?

[comprises]

what is the purpose of gaining this knowledge?

would you kiss me for how many years old i am?

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for the candles...

as for a kiss, that's... quite the present to ask for. there's no harm in it if that's what you want...

now then, how many times should i kiss you?

[comprises]

[he doesn't know how birthdays work B(

anyway he's gonna pretend that he knew that all along]

would you believe me if i said 50?

[he's definitely lying, but still.]

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i can make that work, ok hold on.

[comprises]

[he's holding...even though the way that Komaeda didn't call him out on his bullshit kinda surprises him rn]