un: n.ebalon // 11/25

[silentabyss]

hey

it has come to my attention that elrios might be weird

are you guys serious when you say you only have 1 moon???

where do your dual aspects of moon magic come from if you have only 1 moon?

whats wrong with your tides?? you have 1 moon thats only half the tides accounted for??

[Sorry Yogen]

Comments

[silentabyss]

wait there are people living on your moon???

[redoutlaw]

Oh yeah, there's like a funky little prison there for this alien monster that tried to destroy the planet.

[silentabyss]

oh what

you built a prison on the MOON?

[redoutlaw]

i didn't build anything personally.

It's less of a prison and more of a single cell.

There's also a prison in the middle of the ocean.

[silentabyss]

it was a general "you"

you guys seem to have a lot of prisons? do you have any more weird locations for prisons or no

[redoutlaw]

Oh yeah a ton.

There's an insane asylum that was made into a prison for the criminally insane.

There's a whole prison system on blimps.

There's a prison in the bottom of the ocean for Atlantis.

[silentabyss]

whats a blimp

[redoutlaw]

It's... Basically a giant hot air balloon, but more.... Complicated.

[silentabyss]

oh i know hot air balloons. okay

how do you get a prison in one? that sounds kind of complicated i guess

[redoutlaw]

Oh they're huge. Gotham is known for its blimps, but these prisons are giant so it can fit a million people.

Or big enough to fit a giant man earring crocodile that likes to break free every now and then.

[silentabyss]

you guys dont just kill your man-eating animals when they become a problem???

[Welcome to Elrios where that sort of behaviour is acceptable]

[redoutlaw]

If it were up to me, yes.

But Batman has a soft spot for kicking the shit out of the mentally unstable criminals and locking them up so they can break out and keep repeating the cycle

[Jason would fit right in to the Els]

[silentabyss]

oh wait you mean the crocodile is sentient?

[Jason would fit right in. The irony in the Els is that Elboy Himself has more blood on his hands than Noah does which is insane to think about because one of them is so :D and the other is so >:C]

i dont know that sounds like torture psychologically. im all for criminals going to prison but if they keep breaking out you need a better prison...

[redoutlaw]

Oh yeah.

Did i leave that part out? We also have a sentient giant great white shark that walks on land.

[Time to put Jason in Elsword.]

You'd think, right?

Or take my strategy and just shoot them.

[silentabyss]

oh huh. not that unusual i guess. it sounds more like stuff we'd have on elrios

[The demons are furries.]

i dont know if id want to kill a criminal outright. i dont think mindlessly slaughtering people is good for anyone but i do think some people should be put to the sword, like serial murderers and stuff

i dunno, it's difficult to say, and i dont think its ever my judgement to pass on people

[redoutlaw]

Oh you'd fit right in in Gotham then. We have a Man-Bat. Not to be mistaken for Batman.


But also like 90% of all major villains that break out of said prisons have a heavy body count so like.

Justified.

[silentabyss]

yeah as a general rule i think if you go around slaughtering innocent people you deserve to be put to the sword :/

[redoutlaw]

See that's what I think too!

I knew i liked you for a reason, short stuff.

[silentabyss]

i thought you liked me because you like nene and i just happen to be around a lot

[redoutlaw]

I mean there's also that but you're a cool kid.

Little weird but cool.

[silentabyss]

im not that weird

am i?? im not. i refuse.

[redoutlaw]

Dude you're like three feet of weird. Not in a bad way, but like a good way. The kind of weird that's fun and entertaining.

[silentabyss]

I'M 5'3"?????

[redoutlaw]

Same difference. You're tiny.

[silentabyss]

its NOT that small!!!!!

[if Noah ever grows past 5'3" which I refuse to entertain the thought, he will be tall. unfortunately I am god and I control the growth spurt and thus he doesn't get one.]