12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

what's cookin, good lookin?

un: m.lucifer

[carpevinum]

I'm taking away your stand mixer.

[crystallomancy]

Add To The Debate Or Get Hexed.

[crystallomancy]

You'll Have To Find It First. Also, Please Keep Replies On Topic. Thank You ☆

h.adams

[decrypter]

Why do you want to start arguments?

[commences]

so you want to cause problems on purpose? why didn't you say so!
alright, i have a specific food in mind.

[crystallomancy]

( NOT HOW I LIT JUST TWEETED THATTTT im crying )

Shoot.

[crystallomancy]

To Heat Everyone Up. It's Hard To Think Of How Cold And Miserable You Are If You're Busy Thinking Of How Stupid Your Next Door Neighbor Is For Considering A Glass Of Coke And Ice A Salad Instead Of A Soup.

[commences]

( THE WAY I LOOKED JUST NOW AND CRIED HELPPPP. )

mac n cheese?

[samuraiwomen]

Wait..no...hold on...!!!

What about things that are both soupy, full of dressing and have bread!? Like a meatball sub!!

[carpevinum]

I cannot believe I'm engaging in this behaviour.

I believe you could, using your logic, classify bread bowl soups as both a soup and a sandwich.

[carpevinum]

Would you like help hexing him?

[crystallomancy]

( sara he knew he'd get you. )

It's Ultimately A Soup Due To The Liquid Level Of It. Some Soups Have Bread In Them After All, Such As French Onion Soup.

un: n.ebalon || i have to double dip because this is making me go insane

[silentabyss]

ok hear me out

if a soup is something thats mostly liquid

water is soup.

[decrypter]

Or you can have this discussion in person, next to the fireplace, so you're doubly warm.

[crystallomancy]

It Is One Of Those Edge Cases, I Admit, But The Amount Of Bread Can't Be Ignored. It's A Sandwich.

[commences]

don't you think he can hex me himself? do you not believe he's capable? that's a very salad way of thinking, lucifer-kun.

[crystallomancy]

Salad.

[commences]

no, that's macaroni salad.
mac n cheese can be argued to be a soup.

[carpevinum]

I think he's capable of hexing you himself, but I'm offering help because I'm quite certain I could teach Natsume a number of devious things that he is not already privy to.

I'm ignoring your latter comment.

[crystallomancy]

And Where I'm Easily Found? No Thank You ☆ I Have Something To Do Later This Week, And I'd Like To Be Unharmed For It.

s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

do u guys think marshmallow fluff is a pudding

[samuraiwomen]

[ SHUT UP NOT HER HOBBY OF ARGUING. ]

So....liquid outweighs having bread on both sides???? That doesn't make any sense I mean, look with your eyes here! Obviously it's a sandwich?

Next you'll tell me an ice cream sandwich is a soup, which it isn't!

[commences]

nope, you just believe he's incompetent because why else would you join the topic with something else when he specifically asked us to stay on topic?

soupless behavior, but salad-like thoughts. if you talk like this, then everything else you say is fine!

[carpevinum]

So, combination foods are off the table, then? For example, the above?

What would you define something fried as? Oftentimes fried foods are made using breadcrumbs, which would technically enclose the food on all sides with bread of a sort. Is something like fried chicken a sandwich?