12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

[samuraiwomen]

[ SHUT UP NOT HER HOBBY OF ARGUING. ]

So....liquid outweighs having bread on both sides???? That doesn't make any sense I mean, look with your eyes here! Obviously it's a sandwich?

Next you'll tell me an ice cream sandwich is a soup, which it isn't!

[silentabyss]

an ice cream sandwich is clearly shrodingers soup

[WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT NOAH ABOUT SCHRODINGER]

[crystallomancy]

An Ice Cream Sandwich Is A Sandwich Until It Starts To Melt; Then It Becomes A Soup.

[silentabyss]

thank you thats what i meant, im glad you agree

[crystallomancy]

Of Course.

i.sena

[notsosou]

It's only a soup if it's molten with the biscuits crushed in.

No matter how liquid, a sandwich has to be deconstructed to become a soup and then naturally it isn't a sandwich anymore, so there's never any confusion about what it is.

Obviously.

[Q.E.D.]

[silentabyss]

izumi go back to being dead and stop haunting the network we're having important discussions here

but what youre trying to say is that an ice cream sandwich, even if the ice cream melts completely, is not a soup unless you crush the biscuits? so its just a really stupid sandwich

[notsosou]

[So Izumi Sena is dead... not much of a surprise but.]

If it melts completely without the crushing it's just two sad soggy biscuits. Unless you put it in a bowl or cup etc and then it's soup with two soggy biscuits in it. If you want solid things in a soup to count as part of the soup they have to be in chunks, otherwise they're additions.

[How much thought has he put into this???]

[silentabyss]

are you normally this passionate about soup

[notsosou]

[>Truth
>>>Lie]

It's just what makes logical sense, Noah.

[There's a san on the end there, invisible. There's no passion here this is just the facts! Honest!]

[silentabyss]

no youre super into soup

youre like REALLY into soup

its fine to be passionate about soup

whats your favourite kind of soup

[notsosou]

[...........]

Miso.

[Surely this can't be an identifying feature. It's just the best soup there is.]

Re: i.sena

[mermaidcursed]

( every day she gets closer to choosing violence )

[notsosou]

[Sorry Nene, this is his Calling. Blame Komaeda.]

[mermaidcursed]

( she is, shin is safe.




for now. )

[notsosou]

[For now...]

[samuraiwomen]

[ N...no fair Komeada! She doesn't have her spare pda anymore!!!. ]

@ n.ito @ n.ito get him!!!

[notsosou]

[Don't get him! Don't get him! Why are you bringing Narumi into this???]

Who do you think is responsible for this, Sara?

[Go get that person instead!]

[samuraiwomen]

Ko-senpai, stop bullying Izumi!

[ Without her! ]

[commences]

i had a few second opinions, you can forgive me just this once, can't you?

( shincond opinions, that is. )

[notsosou]

[Wait does she think he's Komaeda??? How does he even respond to this? What does he do with this information?? In the meantime...]

Also bullying Narumi in turn? That's a little hypocritical, isn't it?

[If he had a nickel for every time he kinned someone he dislikes (complicated) to win an argument, he'd have two nickels.]

[adsum]

Sara?

[samuraiwomen]

Narumi! Oh thank goodness!

Komeada is bullying people with two PDA's again. Please defeat him.

[ You know, as her spare PDA. ]

[adsum]

Where is he?

[samuraiwomen]

Uhhhh the teachers office? I think?