12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:

Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.

Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.

French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

Comments

soup! soup! soup!

[starrypoint]

[oh my god.............................

what a good clean boy.]

Lon-chan~!

[first he's getting a diving hug hello, this is how he greets his friends everyone's had to experience it once whether they like it or not hello!!!!!]

Are you ready! To experience cooking!

[silentabyss]

[Clean, and has never committed the cardinal sin of murdering someone.]

Hi—

[Oh hello he's getting a hug, alright! This is fine, this flusters the Noah because he's always flustered, but this is fine, Subaru gets a small hug back because Noah's a bit socially awkward and emotionally stunted.]

Y-yeah, I'm ready to experience cooking. Just... show me what you need me to do, I guess.

[starrypoint]

[absolutely definitely not

anyway!!!! good choice... subaru gives a tight squeeze and then he'll let go, dragging him over to the counter.]

I need you! To! Cut these!

[... green onions, daikon radish, tofu, potatos... various ingredients are laid before noah.]

Well, prep 'em anyway. I'll get the dashi ready~. Some seaweed and bonito flakes...☆ Set to simmer in water...☆

[pot... water... yes. me looking at a recipe: okay i'll do my best]

[silentabyss]

[I feel this I made miso soup exactly once in my life and I don't remember shit.

Noah, conversely, has never made a single soup ever in his life; at least chopping ingredients is easy enough. Setting to work, he begins with the green onions... gotta make them look nice. He understands that much from listening to the madness at the cooking contest.]

...it seems easy enough so far.

[Chop, chop...]