yogen | 12/02 || un: n.sakasaki

Winter. The Worst Season To Ever Exist. It's Cold And Wet And Gross, The Wind Goes Right Through You, And To Top It All Off, You Have To Watch Happy Couples Warm Each Other Up.

Fortunately, I Have Just The Thing To Help What Ails You. Let's Heat Things Up With A Debate, Shall We?

Every Food Can Either Be Categorized As A Soup, A Salad, Or A Sandwich. A Soup Is A Food Whose Liquid Content ("Soupiness") Is Deemed As "High". A Salad Is A Food Whose Liquid Content Is Deemed As Low ("Dressing"). A Sandwich Is Anything That Has What Could Feasibly Be Defined As Bread On Two Or More Sides.

Some Examples:
Pizza Is A Salad. The Liquid Ratio Is Almost None, Even In The Case Of The Greasiest Pizzas. While There Is Something That Can Be Defined As Bread ("The Crust"), It's Only On One Side. However, If You Fold A Pizza In Half, It Becomes A Sandwich.
Bread Bowl Soups Are Sandwiches. This Is Because It Functionally Has Bread On Two Or More Sides.
French Dip Sandwiches Are Soups, Despite Their Misleading Name. Dipping Them Into Au Jus Turns Them Incredibly Soggy, Leading To Their Classification.

Feel Free To Debate And Add Your Own Below. Just Don't Come To Blows Over This, Okay?

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[So Izumi Sena is dead... not much of a surprise but.]

If it melts completely without the crushing it's just two sad soggy biscuits. Unless you put it in a bowl or cup etc and then it's soup with two soggy biscuits in it. If you want solid things in a soup to count as part of the soup they have to be in chunks, otherwise they're additions.

[How much thought has he put into this???]

are you normally this passionate about soup

[>Truth
>>>Lie]

It's just what makes logical sense, Noah.

[There's a san on the end there, invisible. There's no passion here this is just the facts! Honest!]

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no youre super into soup

youre like REALLY into soup

its fine to be passionate about soup

whats your favourite kind of soup

[...........]

Miso.

[Surely this can't be an identifying feature. It's just the best soup there is.]

oh ive never had it

question for you soup boy, is a stew a soup or is it a stew, and whats the difference if theyre classified differently

[Soup boy????? Hello?]

Stew's a subset of soup. They're just soups that have been made by long simmering, that's all.

[You can't stump him with this one!]

ok thank you i was just thinking that people get really heated about it

so youre NOT heated about this? would you consider yourself lukewarm

[Where is he going with this, it feels like he's going somewhere with this... let him just check the rest of the post real quick. Which is an Ordeal in it's own right, and doesn't clarify anything. The opposite, really.]

You could say that...

[he's not going anywhere with this he's just being stupid]

i just figure youre so passionate about soup that you have hard opinions on stew

can you make miso stew?

[Shin is just Anxiety Central.]

My opinions on stew are that it's delicious... Well, if it's done right, of course.

[Terribly made soups do not interact.]

Miso's not a stew... I can, but you know who makes really good miso? Sara.

[Is this a very weird backhanded revenge for 'terrible soup opinions'? It might be.]

so you cant make miso stew is what youre telling me

im not really sure what a miso is, is it a fish?

[IS IT A FISH???]

i didnt know sara knew how to make anything. im going to ask her to make me miso soup so i can try it

misos a plant!
i think
actually ive never thought about it bc it comes like
already made into a sauce n stuff
miso soups realllllyyy good thoooooo ☆☆☆

its a plant???

ok thats fair

ill try it. do you know how to cook subaru??

[oh fuck

dammit]

yeah sorta
i make this and that for boss
do u want me to make u some miso soup???? even i can do that ☆

yeah sure i want to try it

i cant cook that well and i wouldnt even know where to start with something ive never had before

[!!!!!!!]

ok ill teach u so u can make it for the ppl who're important to u!!!
foods a big way to show u love n care about someone w/o saying anything after all ♪
are u free rn?
ill meet u n the dorm kitchen...☆

oh thanks that would be helpful. the only thing i know how to make is pancakes

im on my way to the dorm kitchen hold tight dont burn it down w/o me

pancakes are good tho!!!! esp the rly fluffy ones!!!!!!

[but yes he'll wait... why wouldnt this kitchen have stuff to make miso soup like half of them are from some form of japan]

-> action (of the miso soup variety)

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soup! soup! soup!

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Miso Is A Seasoning Made By Fermenting Soybeans.
So Technically, I Suppose, It's Derived From A Plant.

oh okay thank you

if its a seasoning does it come dry and therefore is it a salad or is it just a seasoning?

Technically It's A Paste, Often Combined With Liquid... So You Could Say It's A Soup Base. Pre-Soup. Souptus.

souptus.......................................................................

pre-soup is allowed in the rules of this post? so if you have hot chocolate powder is that souptus

I'll Allow It Only For This Discussion, Though If We Were Adhering To The Strict Rules Of Only These Three Categories, It Would Be A Tossed Salad. The Same Goes For Hot Chocolate Powder.
But Otherwise: Yes. It's Also Souptus.

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[HEY. Just because he can't show up in person as 'Izumi' to prove it... He knows he's being wound up but it's still working.

Subaru seems to be handling it though. Team Miso Soup is growing...]