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yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
sportadork) wrote in yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
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Who: Faculty, and idk if you wanna bring a +1 i won't stop you, i'm not a cop
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
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Still, there must be something. Even if we cannot save them, there must be a way to help, even if it's just...
[just their own.]
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...As in, make their deaths swift?
[ Which, he supposes is an idea, if they are unable to save them. If there is no other way, then they can at least ensure their deaths are quick. He does have his eyes downcast as he states this though because still not ideal. ]
Or do you mean something else?
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[he killed a herring once and only cried for three weeks he can do this.]
From what I've heard, the students will be fighting each other. I can only guess, but... Maybe they just need to survive? We could help with that.
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Yes, that's certainly true.
[ Just to ensure that they kill the other opposition to emerge alive, it sounds like. He can't help but imagine it something like they saw with the student council... competition. Which appears unsurprisingly it is in the same vein, really. ]
Giving them a few pointers would definitely help; if they're more prepared, there is a higher chance they'll live through it.