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yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
sportadork) wrote in yogen2021-12-04 05:17 pm
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Who: Faculty, and idk if you wanna bring a +1 i won't stop you, i'm not a cop
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
What: FACULTY MEETING
When: 12/6, 7pm-ish
Where: Faculty office
Warnings: TBA
[a note, in a childish scrawl of blue ink, is placed on the desk of every teacher.
The rumors are true.
Here, tonight, 7pm.
We can't do nothing.
at the appointed time and place, you can find Sportacus sitting cross-legged on his own desk. he is eating an apple, though mostly he's just taken one bite of it and is otherwise using it to gesticulate.]
"Every student that fails their exams will be killed. Sometimes, they make you do it." That is how the teacher next door described it, when I asked. [pause] That is not good! So, it cannot happen. I hope there's no debate on that, but...
[he's heard things about some of you fuckers and he's not impressed, basically.
still, he smiles. but he always does that.]
We have very little time to do an impossible thing. Luckily, that is when most impossible things are done!
[he gestures vaguely before him. the floor is open, gentlemen. let's save our students.]
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Then it's just up to us to take full advantage of it!
[Circumstances and them being terrorists now aside, this is getting a little fun. Maybe because of that second one even.]