un: n.yashiro

[mermaidcursed]

it's time i contributed to online discourse







bricks are domesticated rocks

Comments

[carpevinum]

That depends on the material of the coffin. May I inquire as to what the coffin was composed of? If it was made of mostly wood, I'm afraid you'll have to contact an attorney versed in feral wood attacks instead.

[rebirths]

Concrete, maybe? All I know is it was rock solid. Be my attorney, 'kay?

[carpevinum]

I'll certainly try my best. Can you describe your case in detail to me? Do you know who sealed you in a coffin?

[You can't see it but he's kind of snort laughing right now?]

[rebirths]

[ The appropriate reaction to this disaster, oh god. Ramuda isn't taking this seriously either but he's here to make a mess of things apparently?? ]

I dunno who sealed me in there exactly, but the coffin might've belonged to Ranger or Komaeda!! I woke up in there and they opened the door, but they threatened to put me back in it and send me away.

Too cruel...

[carpevinum]

Ah, yes. Of course. Those two.

[Lucifer says that but he doesn't actually know Ranger that well and he's just kind of forming opinions out of thin air.]

I believe a lawsuit is in order. So far I have written down unlawful imprisonment & threats against one's wellbeing.

[rebirths]

Good, good! I want them to pay me enough to buy something nice for Christmas!

They're rich enough, so it shouldn't be a problem~

[ At least that's...the assumption....... ]

[carpevinum]

What sorts of nice things are you wanting, our of curiosity?

[He's not going to be able to deliver because they're kind of stuck in purgatory but like? What kinda things do humans like?]

[rebirths]

Hmm. Cute clothes and good food ☆

[ Among other things, but this is the easier answer. ]

[carpevinum]

All humans seem to be relatively the same, then. That said, my brothers would be inclined to agree with you there. A handful of them are rather obsessed with material objects.