network, during the family meeting

[contrarily]

this is your cute idol, rika-chan, reporting from jail!!
SOMEONE COME BREAK ME OUT
IM BORED AND I MISS BEING FREE
it's been so long since i've seen the sky... or breathed fresh air... please... i'm fading...

Comments

[silentabyss]

oh

ok

well thats fine i guess

but still tho!!

[contrarily]

no worries, no worries!
there's nothing rika-chan's cuteness can't solve!!

[silentabyss]

are u gonna make puppy dog eyes and get out of trouble??

arent u still in jail? hows that working out for u

[contrarily]

it always works out well so whatever!!
also i can leave ANYTIME im just waiting to meet my prince charming who will come break me out and we'll kiss and marry and live happily ever after
duhh

[silentabyss]

oh ok makes sense

uh

good luck idk who would do that but then again i dont rly talk to people much

i guess the question rly is who do u think is gonna rescue u from gay baby jail

[contrarily]

idk im still waiting
if all of u are this useless then idk
we're dying here in this nightmare school

[silentabyss]

100% prepared to die anyway lol

[contrarily]

shut up noemoah
im gonna slap the emo out of u

( like, she really can't fault him because, same? but also, he's a downer and she's gonna kick his ass )

[silentabyss]

honestly good luck

i mean if u could i guess u would b doing me a favour

but good luck

[honestly come kick his ass, he needs it.]

[contrarily]

whatever
youre just a maso like komakyun

[silentabyss]

im a what??

[contrarily]

maso
masochist
u like getting ur shit rocked

[silentabyss]

...no not rly
i mean
ive been stabbed before and that kinda sucked

[OKAY THANKS NOAH]

[contrarily]

what kinda stabbed
sexy stabbed or unsexy stabbed

[silentabyss]

what even is "sexy stabbing" lol
it was super unsexy
getting stabbed hurts u know.

[contrarily]

its like when someone u love stabs u
but like slowly and sexily
like in movies???????
well yeah
but pain isnt all that bad

[silentabyss]

um
if someone i loved stabbed me i think id reconsider my preferences





anyway ive never seen a movie. we dont have those where i come from. ive heard of them tho
i dont think i want to watch a movie where someone gets whatever sexy stabbed is

[contrarily]

STOP SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO STAB FOR LOVE

omggggg
ur missing out
theres so many good dramas id show u
then ud stop being such a little virgin

[silentabyss]

what does watching a movie drama have ANYTHING to do with me sleeping with someone!!!!!!!!!!

[contrarily]

well
do u know how to even approach a girl to invite her to watch a movie?

[silentabyss]

i dont know how to approach ANYONE to invite them to hang out like that
also isnt the point of watching a movie to watch the movie

[oblivious.png]

[contrarily]

( noah has never heard of netflix and chill huh... fine. we can start slow. )

weeelll yeah but
during the movie u can sneakily hold their hand
or if its a scary movie u can be there to comfort them when they get scared!! its a good date idea

[silentabyss]

oh huh
i mean that implies that i have way more self confidence than i actually have tho
like ive never tried to date anyone before

[no he hasn't heard of netflix and chill because they don't have NETFLIX on elrios]

[contrarily]

( elflix... elf lix... elf licks... lusty clamor? )

omg
UR A MAN and u have a cute face so listen, u should have some confidence!
girls like it! even if u dont have much else to offer!!!

[silentabyss]

[noah isn't emotionally prepared for ANY lustiness from ANYONE]

i


i have a cute face??????? really??????????

[congrats! you blew his whole mind]