[open] Sir, your vibes are atrocious

[silentabyss]

WHO: Noah & Whomstever
WHAT: Crimes I mean uh Vibing with Noah
WHEN: End of May, after the sleepover
WHERE: Everywhere but outdoors!
WARNINGS: Wolfie's shitty sense of humour and also this meme



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[commences]

Placing your hands on an Ultimate in such a manner...

( his hand raises, pointing to himself almost like he's disgusting knowing that it's something that was done. even how his eyes look down on noah, that's not typical komaeda behavior until — )

You should be honored to be beneath him.

( he's an ultimate, one of the greats, a symbol of hope — if there's anyone noah should give his body and soul to, ouma is a choice. i'm not going to say best choice, but komaeda would.

now that he has the pda now, and he'll pocket it. )

That's the perfect place for us, ahah... well... he doesn't let me touch him anymore, so don't you miss out on your chance if he allows it. ( do your thing, naughty boy. )

[silentabyss]

[Noah is screaming internally and he still has his hand raised like he's still offering the PDA to boot. Eventually, though, that hand that was previously holding the PDA out moves to somewhat cover Noah's burning cheeks. The implications, Komaeda, come on, he's not doing that!]

I— th— I don't want to know what you guys were up to! And I'm not— I'm not doing that in school!

[Yeah, the school's the issue, not anything else here.]

[commences]

I know my place, I can't put my dirty hands on an Ultimate like him, but you...

( komaeda saw it, sighs, he was watching you noah. watching how flustered he is, komaeda blinks slow, and now everything makes sense. )

So that's the type of men you're into... You have really good taste, Ebalon-kun... did you enjoy yourself?

[silentabyss]

[Noah wants to die actually thanks.]

I told you before, I'm into nice people!

[He honestly, genuinely, has no idea what's up with Kokichi except for he's heard that the guy can be kind of a shithead sometimes, but that hardly matters now he supposes. It's a little too late to take back whatever the fuck that was.]

It was— it was fine, but it was my first time doing something like that, too, so...

[commences]

Yes, that's what he is.

( i'm crying, what is komaeda going to say about an ultimate, that they aren't nice? no way, ouma may be 2'3", but that doesn't stop komaeda from respecting his any. to be honest, ouma could be the most horrible person in the world, and he wouldn't think it's wrong at all. )

An Ultimate like that taking your first kiss... ( his eyes widen like he's shocked, but he's just doing it to be dramatic. )

I guess then that will come next...

[silentabyss]

[Oh well Komaeda said he's nice so it MUST be true. Obviously Komaeda would never tell a lie or steal Noah's PDA from his hands by distracting him or anything like that. Upstanding dude, yadda yadda...]

What—! What are you implying?!

[Noah absolutely understands what the implication is, but also he's deflecting. Just a little bit.]

[commences]

...

( he's giving that look, you know the one where he stares at you with a smile, along with this all-knowing expression like he's onto something. it's sort of uncomfortable, but that's because komaeda doesn't know any better. )

Just don't let him find out about your affair.

( dun dun dun... )

[silentabyss]

[What!!!]

What— what affair?!

[This is bullying! And also Noah is just genuinely confused now. Affair? With whomst? What?

He's emotionally-oblivious, Komaeda, don't do this to him.]

[commences]

Do you have this much trouble understanding?

( he pauses, thinking back to when he saw the two on top of one another in a love's embrace — it probably wasn't that descriptive, but seeing anyone against an ultimate like that... of course people would see things a certain way. komaeda's no different especially with how much he values someone like ouma for his status. )

You have people you like, right? You're interested in all types of "nice" characters...

[silentabyss]

Yes???

[Those three question marks absolutely come through in his tone, thank you very much.]

I'm just— I don't... [There goes his dismissive little wrist-flicks like he's desperately trying not to think about his emotions, like he can just swat them away like one would a fly.] ...I don't "get" dating, I guess. Which isn't what that was! That was just a dare!