network, un: r.kawai / 6/21

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i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

( so it's monday and she's in the nurse's office high as shit off painkillers and bored as hell so she will spam the network with dumb shit until someone indulges her. yeah )

Comments

un: n.sakasaki

[crystallomancy]

You And Komaeda-san Have A Lot In Common, Hm?

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sakkun
don't u ever say this to me ever again

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War Criminal? Highly Probable.
Lunatic? Check.
Clinically Insane? Without A Doubt.
Never Going To Die? He's Frustrating Hard To Take Care Of, So I Assume He's The Next Evolution Of A Cockroach And Could Potentially Fall Under This As Well.

The Only Things You Have On Him Are Being A Girlboss And The Next Virgin Mary. Congratulations, By The Way.

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all of this is very valid but i think its possible for him to become the next virgin mary
staying a virgin shouldnt be hard for him and nowhere says mary has to be a woman
i mean if its holy interference or whatever then even a man could get pregnant

i guess that only leaves the girlboss part

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( oh my godddddddddddd )

I Absolutely Didn't Want To Think About Or Imagine Any Of That, But I Suppose You're Right. Thank You.

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ur welcome
lets figure out a way komakyun can become a girlboss too!!!

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You Want To Become One With Him That Badly? Have Some Pride, Little Viper. He Isn't Worth It. We Already Talked About This... When I Said Lower Your Standards, I Didn't Mean That Low.

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"become one with him" is such a bad choice of words here sakkun
dont worry i wouldnt steep that low!!!!!!!!

or would i? (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

[crystallomancy]

Would You?

i hope you know this tag was what i was looking forward to the most bc evil again

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weeeeeeeeeeeeell
we know sakkun would! so why not me? (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡

( haha cause you went on a date with komaeda remember? she'll remind you in case you forgot )

I'M CRYING YOU'RE A PUBLIC MENACE

[crystallomancy]

Sorry, I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Such A Thing ♡

nyoro~n :3c

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do u want me to try jogging ur memory on a public network??

[crystallomancy]

( ugh )

You're Less A Viper And More A Spider.

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EWWWW NO
spiders r gross!! i wanna be a viper!!

[crystallomancy]

Little Jorogumo.

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WHAT IS THAT???

[crystallomancy]

You ♡

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( Next reply is an "okay" drawing of a half-spider, half-human woman, as per folklore. I'm not drawing it but Natsume will. It has Rika's hair and her jacket. )

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THATS IT IM TELLING EVERYONE U WENT ON A DATE WITH KOMA-KYUN AND KISSED

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WE DID NOT KISS.

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you even told me it tasted like celery...

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°˖✧ i'm going to kill you and bury you beneath the wisteria tree ✧˖°

[commences]

( THIS IS PUBLIC? )

wrong story kawaii-san, desperate guys like him don't take no very well...

( is he making natsume look bad, but also saying it's why he didn't get to kiss komaeda? yeah. )

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are u saying he wanted to but u rejected him?!

( HOT GOSS? )

[crystallomancy]

Are You The Type To Bully The People You Have A Crush On? How Deplorable. I'm Not Returning Your Affections Now Or Ever, So Please Give Up Already ☆