network, june 21 (un: k.ouma)

[trialbyliar]

[A post goes up shortly after 6pm, after the "normal" students and staff have all left for the day.]

i can't believe nobody remembered my birthday!!!
˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
not even a single person!! so much for friends huh..........

Comments

s.meanswell

[closewithnewintown]

three people died.

Re: s.meanswell

[trialbyliar]

that was daaays ago!!
do i just not get a birthday anymore because some morons had to go and fall out a window??
(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

[closewithnewintown]

three people became pancakes TWO DAYS AGO

THREE PEOPLE

[but also about five minutes later]

which locker is yours

H.Jekyll

[dangernoises]

[ we about to reenact this meme rn ]

People are dying.

[trialbyliar]

so???
people die every day
especially here lol

[dangernoises]

... That is absolutely deplorable? I understand its your birthday but there are more pressing matters to be concerned about right now.

[silentabyss]

oh sorry
happy birthday
i hope your day doesnt suck

[noah doesn't know people are dead noah's been in the library]

[trialbyliar]

it sucks so much!!! i didn't even get any cake o(TヘTo) くぅ
and i loooveeee cake

[silentabyss]

idk how to make cake
uh
i know how to make pancakes? do u want pancakes, i can stick a candle in the top of them
it sucks not having ur birthday celebrated i get it honestly

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

Happy Birthday, congratulations on your stepping stone!

[trialbyliar]

i'm not gonna ask what you mean because i know i'll regret it

[commences]

I'll leave you a gift in your locker, look forward to it.

k.akamatsu

[spiritoso]

well... there's a lot going on

[ To say the very least!!! ]

i can play happy birthday for you on the piano

[trialbyliar]

at least akamatsuchan loves me....

[He could be more of a brat at her. But they're ~friends~ now.]

e.grenore

[subtract]

No one will remember you when you die, so why bother counting how many years you lived?

[commences]

who is this

[trialbyliar]

wowwww
careful emo kid
don't cut yourself on that edge!!

un: n.yashiro

[mermaidcursed]

oh
happy birthday ouma-kun
i can swing by later tonight with something just for you

( she wants to be happy for him i swear )

[trialbyliar]

YASHIROCHANNNNNAGDHAKD
you'd really come all this way for me????

["All this way" meaning like a flight of stairs. But he appreciates that she's being conscious of the network.]

c.gorgon

[radnarok]

arewe canceling birtfhdays because of bodies now?????? nooooooooooooo?? should we throw the dead people a party 2tsso they don't get upset???

[ They have no idea how to type.... ]

[trialbyliar]

oooh thats a good idea!!!
lets have a corpse party!!!
(╯✧▽✧)╯

kelly said shuichi's terrible and who am i to say no

[unsurely]

[ crying bc shuichi's going to read this and promptly think it's another one of kokichi's lies or his roundabout way to get everyone's minds off the triple murder or something... at least it's working?

tfw you don't know your own castmate's bday and you also don't believe him, so you just close the post. ]

[trialbyliar]

[ can't even tell if this is super mean or if shuichi is trying to give him some credit.... they're both impossible to understand agdlagd ]

un:k.ishimaru

[moraloutrage]

I am so sorry!! I had no idea, Ouma-kun!
It must be heartbroken to be overlooked like this. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

un: c.nanami

[moderating]

I did not know it was your birthday.
Can we have a small party for you sometime soon?