un: v.elizabeth

[elevelvetor]

I, Elizabeth... have been granted a birthday.

Each and every one of you is cordially invited to set up, provide food and entertainment for, and attend a surprise birthday party on the third Saturday of this August: that is to say, it falls on August 21st this year.

Now, to help all of you throw the perfect surprise birthday party, what follows is a list of my likes and dislikes, as well as items or favors I would be ecstatic to receive as gifts:

Likes: The color blue, strange and exotic food, items of interesting origin, being held like a princess from a romantic fairy-tale, being able to go "all-out" in battle, thesauruses (thesaurusi?), trying new and exciting things, dropping it like it's hot, reading

Dislikes: Not being invited to participate in what everyone else has been invited to, my fashion sense being questioned, Erebus

Gifts I Would Like: Old documents and other aged informative items, a drink that shares my name, something that cannot be found at school... Truthfully, any gift that matches my likes shall do, but these are the ones I believe would be considered my "top choices".

I'm looking forward to seeing what type of party all of you throw for me.

Comments

un: n.komaeda

[commences]

elizabeth-san has a pretty strict list!
what about surprises, do you not like those?

[elevelvetor]

In truth, I do, but I thought it a bit broad to place on my list. Do you believe it would be pertinent to mention it regardless?

[commences]

no, no, it's perfect that way, we'll see who can think outside the box.
and you'll see who'll follow these guidelines you set up accordingly...
what type of cake are you interested in? a certain someone is good in that field.

( that he's heard, sorry nene, komaeda doesn't eat sweets if he doesn't have to, but he remembers ouma and rika taking big ass bites out of the cake so — )

[elevelvetor]

Hmmm... I'd like it to be blue in color, both outside and in, but its flavor should be something wholly unexpected. Perhaps with a secret ingredient of some kind.

[commences]

ah, i see... you really do like things you've never witnessed yourself personally.
i've never gotten the chance to expand someone's horizons like this, it seems pretty fun...
i have just the idea, will you agree that nothing is off-limits?

[elevelvetor]

My, such wording whets my curiosity... Yes, I agree. Though, as others will also be in attendance, it may be a good idea to procure other flavors more palatable for ordinary students to consume.

[commences]

what's this, you aren't selfish to keep it all to yourself?
how admirable, you truly do think of the others around you, but what if they aren't able to handle your peculiar palate?
perhaps two different kinds are in order...

[elevelvetor]

Two different cakes... I would be delighted to receive them, as well as partake in them both. I have quite the appetite, as one might say.

( she is a bottomless pit, that's all. she doesn't even need to eat why can she eat so much )

[commences]

sounds good, i'll make sure that it happens...
as for games, how about pin the tail on the fujioka-kun?

( need party games, actually, a nice exercise after eating so much cake. )

[elevelvetor]

That sounds very exciting... Perhaps we could put ears on him as well.

[commences]

i.gnore is good at making animal attire, but i wonder what sort of tail we should give fujioka-kun...
ah, you have to have a favorite animal.

s.akehoshi

[starrypoint]

wow, u rly know what u want!!!!
i dont think ive ever met someone with such a good list...
id be happy to come!!! birthday parties are so fun...☆

[elevelvetor]

I've been carefully considering this since the beginning of last month. Regardless, I'm happy you've RSVP'd. Thank you for your speedy response... And for complimenting my list. I hope it gave you some ideas for what gifts to bring and what to set up in anticipation for my surprise party.

[starrypoint]

def did!!!!
oh yeah that reminds me
ik someone else Had to have said it by now but
is it rly a surprise party if you already know about it?
my birthdays already past, but ur idea sounds cool so i wanna pull it off next year...☆

[elevelvetor]

It isn't as if I'm going to know what time exactly nor the place it shall be held, so I consider it enough of a surprise to warrant such a title.

( , wait. )

I was under the impression it was customary to hold a party on one's day of birth... Is this not something everyone expects to happen?

[starrypoint]

oh no they deffo do!!!

but like

when ppl think of a surprise party they dont rly know it's coming in the first place? like that anyone is planning anything at all

i think its rly neat ur doing it like this tho!!!!

[elevelvetor]

I see... How curious. Why wouldn't they think those they spend time with would plan them a party? Thank you, by the way. I thought it the quickest way to alert everyone of my success in procuring a birth day.

[starrypoint]

tbh i was sort of surprised when i did get a party one year, even tho i'd been talking nonstop about my birthday for like two weeks?

i didnt rly have parties with friends growing up bc i moved a lot www so it was like, super exciting!!!!! and it was definitely a surprise how many ppl came and pitched in and stuff!!!! so that's also a kind of surprise!!!

[elevelvetor]

( ................. )

So you were rather friendless until recently, correct? My, that's just like my former guest... How wonderful you two both managed to form lasting bonds at long last.

[starrypoint]

[................]

haha yeah
anyway!!!!!
what counts as exotic food 2 u?

un:k.ishimaru

[moraloutrage]

Elizabeth-kun, I did not know that you were born in this month as well! How splendid! Allow me to wish you a happy birthday in advance. I will happily help you to celebrate such an occasion! I would like to get a nice, hearty thesaurus for you, should I find a way to obtain one!

[elevelvetor]

I wasn't "born" in this month, as I wasn't "born" at all, but the vice principal and I agreed it would be a wonderful time to celebrate a birthday for me. Regardless, I'm rather happy to hear yours is this month as well. Perhaps if it's close enough to mine, we might share my surprise party.

[moraloutrage]

Really? But I thought all living creatures were born! I am glad that you have decided upon a day to celebrate your existence, however! My own birthday happens to be on the 31st. I do not need a party and do not wish to take away from your day either. It is quite alright, Elizabeth-kun!